Avian's auto-sipper

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Posted: 29 Oct 2005 00:07 Subject: Avian's auto-sipper

So, Avian's been bragging about his auto-sipper and it just cracked me up how a recent spar went against him:

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Avian gently floats to the ground.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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Silver Druid Avian Bloodrose says, "Whee!"
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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Avian eats some irid moss.
H:3401 M:3300 E:100% W:100% [csdb eb]nod

You nod your head emphatically.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
H:3401 M:3300 E:100% W:100% [csdb eb]say ready?

You say, "Ready?"
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Silver Druid Avian Bloodrose says, "Ready?"
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Avian coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
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A keen-eyed falcon slashes Avian viciously.
H:3401 M:3300 E:100% W:100% [csdb eb]nod

You nod your head emphatically.
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The falcon dives at Avian and throws him off balance.
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Silver Druid Avian Bloodrose says, "Let's go."
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Avian's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
--SLASH!!--
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian eats some irid moss.
H:3401 M:3300 E:100% W:100% [csdb eb]incline avian

You incline your head politely to Avian.
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Avian springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
parry right leg
PARRY RIGHT LEG
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The falcon dives at Avian and throws him off balance.
H:2471 M:3300 E:100% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

You will now attempt to parry attacks to your right leg.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
You slash into Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
H:2471 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]envenom 136249 with kalmia
envenom 133586 with slike

Avian takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
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You rub some kalmia on an ornate steel rapier.
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You rub some slike on an ornate steel rapier.
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Avian touches a tree of life tattoo.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
H:2471 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]dsl avian

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
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The elixir heals and soothes you.
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Avian springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
parry right leg
PARRY RIGHT LEG
You parry the attack with a deft maneuver.
parry head
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You must regain balance first.
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You must regain balance first.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Avian coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
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Avian takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]envenom 136249 with prefarar
envenom 133586 with prefarar

You rub some prefarar on an ornate steel rapier.
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You rub some prefarar on an ornate steel rapier.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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You may drink another health or mana elixir.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]dsl avian

You must regain balance first.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
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A keen-eyed falcon slashes Avian viciously.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]envenom 136249 with epteth
envenom 133586 with epteth

You rub some epteth on an ornate steel rapier.
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It is now the 11th of Khepary, year 171 of the Midnight Age.
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You rub some epteth on an ornate steel rapier.
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Avian springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
parry right leg
PARRY RIGHT LEG
You parry the attack with a deft maneuver.
parry head
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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You will now attempt to parry attacks to your right leg.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

You will now attempt to parry attacks to your head.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
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Silver Druid Avian Bloodrose says, "Ack."
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]envenom 136249 with kalmia
envenom 133586 with slike

You rub some kalmia on an ornate steel rapier.
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You rub some slike on an ornate steel rapier.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

Avian takes a drink from a jade colored vial.
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You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
Avian swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.
****TARGETS VITALITY KICKED IN!!!****
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Avian coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
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Avian lets out a mighty roar.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]envenom 136249 with aconite
envenom 133586 with curare

You rub some aconite on an ornate steel rapier.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Avian coughs and splutters as he inhales some water.
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You rub some curare on an ornate steel rapier.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]dsl avian

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Lightning-quick, you jab Avian with an ornate steel rapier.
Horror overcomes Avian's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
You swing an ornate steel rapier at Avian with all your might.
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The falcon dives at Avian and throws him off balance.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb e-]impale Avian

You must regain balance first.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3168 M:3300 E:99% W:100% [csdb eb]impale Avian

Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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You draw your blade back and plunge it deep into the body of Avian impaling him to the hilt.
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Avian whines pitifully at you.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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Avian yelps in pain as a keen-eyed falcon bashes him.
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Avian looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.
Blood bubbles and froths from Avian's mouth as he gasps his last breath and
slides off the weapon.
You have slain Avian.
Defeated, Silver Druid Avian is cast out of the Arena.
ats
ats
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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
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Sorry, Avian, it just had to be pointed out. Hehe.

I had a job to not crack up when you just went BOOM.

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