Get this. I'm standing in Elorin's shop, talking to Kosaku (a friend) and trying to help her with her herbs and whatnot for novice reqs.
Kealiock walks in, and I'm like okay, whatever, it's that freak. Then Tahrin walks in and they start make-out spamming and I'm sitting there trying to OUTC the right herbs...
So I tell them to stop, and that I couldn't concentrate.
Kosaku palmstrikes me, Kealiock blinded me, and I'm like... oookay...
And then next thing I see...
His tongue dancing gracefully, Valin kisses you with melting passion.