Posted: 24 Mar 2006 15:35 Subject: The Tale of Osifer is one of sorrow and woe, so listen close and sit down low.
Lone ago there was a man named Osifer. He lived a life. IT was full of stuff. One day, the gods looked down on him, and spoke thusly: Ho! Lo and Grave he shall be! And Not a stick of Humor, nor Kindhearted action! Make him stinky, make him inky, Kuu kuu kachoo!
So thus was born OSifer, curmudgeon and mean person.