How to make babies

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 01:09 Subject: How to make babies

Ok.. I dunno how this came up.. but here's Ormus' idea...

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "How do you make babies??"

(The Bloodrose Family): You say, "Asking me for?"

(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "..I came in at the wrong time."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "I think with rosemary and thyme."

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Anyone?"

(The Bloodrose Family): Senay says, ".... you might as well fine me with one million..."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Something you buy in a commodity store
maybe."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Two parts coal one part wood."

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Huh?"

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "5 parts paradise bird..."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "That's how you make babies."

(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "Storks, Trud, storks."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Say well first you boil them all in water untill the coal melds with the wood."

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "-takes notes-."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "And then a baby jumps out and goes 'atatatatata!'"

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Hmm... I think I understand... But where's the stork?"

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "That is a lie."

(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "Is not!"

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Told to keep the family secret secret."

(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "-points to her kids- every one of those came from a stork."

(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Just didn't want you to know the truth."

(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Oh so the bloodrose family baby making recipe... Past down to me..."

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Sarkis

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 01:17 Subject:

You know, we are a terryfing lot, aren't we?

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Asilient

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 01:20 Subject:

Apparently so...

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Arota

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 03:35 Subject:

Sometimes I worry that there's something seriously wrong with the entire family...Then I realize that we're all just terminally insane, and I stop worrying.

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Asilient

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 03:36 Subject:

That's the best way to look at it.

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Sarkis

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 04:10 Subject:

No, the best way to look at it is that we will rule the world, then we will have free reign on the world,a nd all the coconuts, too boot.

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Arota

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 16:45 Subject:

Or that we'll have free reign on the world, and make everyone insane, thus making ourselves normal.

Because, after all, insanity is relative.

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Asilient

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 16:46 Subject:

Well.. We already look normal when with Paladins... We just need the rest of the guilds, now..

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Sarkis

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 16:46 Subject:

...*cough* Why do you think I do the things I do? Or have you all ignored the effect I have had on ye'?

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Arota

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Posted: 30 Jun 2005 16:49 Subject:

Gaaaah! That's creepy! By the time I finished reading the other topics in this forum and got back to this one, two people had replied! *falls over* This is going to be a long visit to the forums, I see...

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