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Asilient Council Member Joined: 25.05.2005 Posts: 439  | Posted: 28 Jul 2005 19:50 Subject: Guilds in a nutshell (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Are you a religious fanatic? Do you liek the smell of a burning heretic in the morning? Is it fun to crush bones with the wrath of the holy? How about setting things aflame, or running around with a morally superior attitude, and smash things? Be a Luminary. (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "Ya wanna go reckless against anything? Ya wanna have a smite that kills anything from one it? Ya wanna have even devotion? Ya wanna have the best armor around? Join the Luminaries." (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Hmm...Do you liek to be close to nature? I mean..really close. DO you like leaves? How about bugs? Enjoy wandering in the wilderness, till you mind is a gooey puddle, and your sanity long took fligt like so many butterflies? Be a Sentinel." (The Bloodrose Family): You say, "Are you a Raja? Have light defying speed and a fondness of blades? Welcome to the Paladins. (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Are you rejected by other guilds? Downtrodden? Mildly insane, or enjoy the sensation of being beaten with a stick? Do you like tedium, long hours of training, and an impovrished lifestyle? Be a Sentaari." (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Are you creepy? Do you liek to watch people doing things? are you really just a lonely person at heart? Do you liek to take this out on people by filling their pastires with poison? how about arranging accidents? Political intrigue your game,? Don't think of yourself as an assassin...tihnk yourself as a covert political adviser of extreme measures. Be a Syssin." (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "You wanna have all venoms for free but not be able to kill anyone? Be a syssin." (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "Save gods Lupin is not around .." I know this isn't a funny comment, I think Indi likes Lupin.  (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "ARe you..evil? Not liek those simpletons who drool all the time, but the REALLY evil people? Th eon who would make a puppy sandwich, and pee on thier parent's graves? Are you into sweetmeats? have a fancy for a heart? Be A Lumi...er...Indorani." (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Are you a by the numbers sort? Do you like the feeling that you alone can balance a check book? do you feell indeed, all things are numbers? Are you turned on by them? Feel like lurking in shadows, and making snide comments? Be a Cabalist!" (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Do you like the thought of charging people way too much for a service? Enjoy grinning manically, as you think about how OYSETERS will fuel your ambitions to make pretty glowing balls of doom/ Are you so mentally baked that without thinking about it, you play with fire all the time? Do enjoy the company of other mentally baked persons? be a Magi!" (The Bloodrose Family): Senay says, "Ever felt like no one understands you? Have you ever looked around and thought I don't belong with these trogs? Do you enjoy wasting your time coming up with new and improved ways to insult people? Join the Bloodrose family." (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "Do you like the Paladins but really don't care about skills? You wanna be eat alive by the vampires in Bloodloch? You wanna get your arse kicked all the time at landmarking? Joint the Infernals." (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Do you liek wearing black? how about being a loud hypocrite, who defies logic in a screaming rage? Like to be bitched around by othe rpeople? How about wearing leather? Are you a gimp at heart? Be An Infernal." (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "You have no idea what is going on around you? You like to giggle and snuggle all day long? You want skills to be able to tank the entire Azdun alone although they are your family? Be a vampire." (The Bloodrose Family): Sarkis says, "Are you moody? Depressed, and tired of life? Have you considered the unlife? Like hugs? Take the Embrace! Having an aversion to sunlight is a plus! Party all night, sleep all day, and always have the best drinks in town! Be a Vampire!" (The Bloodrose Family): Indiana says, "Ya really like to kill paladin squires during every landmarking season and sleep the rest of time? Join the Cabalists." All this came from someone asking which guild they should join... EDIT: They just wouldn't shut up and get going while I was quoting!  EDIT *sarkis* I fixed some of my more...terrible typos. SOME. | ||
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Arota Council Member Joined: 11.05.2005 Posts: 1667 | Posted: 28 Jul 2005 19:59 Subject: I love it when people ask which guild they should join...the responses are always funny. Even better is 'which guild is best?' usually followed by 'why?' if the person asking about the guilds is smart. | ||
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Sarkis Council Member Joined: 13.04.2005 Posts: 1627 | Posted: 28 Jul 2005 20:05 Subject: you forgot the droodles! Put them in! | ||
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Lupin Family Friend Joined: 23.03.2005 Posts: 79 | Posted: 30 Jul 2005 09:34 Subject: heheheh good stuff  | ||
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