Poted by Kealiock on 07 Nov 2005 02:08 - avian has no balls
(The Bloodrose Family): You say, "Avian is a girl!!! he gots no balls."
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Comprehension flashes across Keros's face.
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Keros taps her nose knowingly.
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The Conduit of Knowledge, Dexter, The "Terror" Arcan intones, "What in a
Golgotha's pit, is a Ulyessus? Anyways Congrats."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "..."
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Avian stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "He has balls."
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(Newbie): Osifer says, "The name and race you chose should be yours right now.
Did you not choose Avera?"
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Avian sucks in a huge lungful of air and blasts his fiery breath at you.
You scream in agony as the horrific flames crackle over your melting flesh.
Fire on
apply mending to body
With a wrench, your fire shield is violently snatched from your body.
ef
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your body.
You messily spread the salve over your body, to no effect.
Affliction illusion detected: fire
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]You close your eyes briefly, and evoke a brilliant shield around your body.
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You may apply another salve to yourself.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "...I don't...know that.."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "...how would you know...?"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "I'm scared."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "I don't...but.."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Do you watch me in my grove or something?"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "Gah, I meant the armour.."
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(Newbie): Avera says, "Oh, when i look at help 4.1 it tells me something
different..."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "When I sleep?! Stalker!"
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clt i kicked him in the groin and avian had no reaction...
(The Bloodrose Family): You say, "I kicked him in the groin and avian had no
reaction..."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "You go naked in your grove?"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Because I have chainmail on!"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "NO!"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "I mean."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Well."
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(Newbie): Osifer says, "Ah, that's just an example of someone else's SCORE."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Sometimes."
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(Newbie): Avera says, "Or is that just an example."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "But..."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "Hahahahaha."
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Keros rolls on the floor, laughing.
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(Newbie): Avera says, "Oh! thanks."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Like... stalker."
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Comprehension flashes across Keros's face.
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Keros taps her nose knowingly.
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
The Conduit of Knowledge, Dexter, The "Terror" Arcan intones, "What in a
Golgotha's pit, is a Ulyessus? Anyways Congrats."
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "..."
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Avian stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "He has balls."
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(Newbie): Osifer says, "The name and race you chose should be yours right now.
Did you not choose Avera?"
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
Avian sucks in a huge lungful of air and blasts his fiery breath at you.
You scream in agony as the horrific flames crackle over your melting flesh.
Fire on
apply mending to body
With a wrench, your fire shield is violently snatched from your body.
ef
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your body.
You messily spread the salve over your body, to no effect.
Affliction illusion detected: fire
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]You close your eyes briefly, and evoke a brilliant shield around your body.
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [e-]
You may apply another salve to yourself.
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [e-]
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:2816 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "...I don't...know that.."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "...how would you know...?"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "I'm scared."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "I don't...but.."
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Do you watch me in my grove or something?"
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "Gah, I meant the armour.."
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(Newbie): Avera says, "Oh, when i look at help 4.1 it tells me something
different..."
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "When I sleep?! Stalker!"
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clt i kicked him in the groin and avian had no reaction...
(The Bloodrose Family): You say, "I kicked him in the groin and avian had no
reaction..."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "You go naked in your grove?"
H:2968 M:2968 E:13740 W:13740 B:100% [eb]
(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Because I have chainmail on!"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "NO!"
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "I mean."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Well."
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(Newbie): Osifer says, "Ah, that's just an example of someone else's SCORE."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Sometimes."
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(Newbie): Avera says, "Or is that just an example."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "But..."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Keros says, "Hahahahaha."
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Keros rolls on the floor, laughing.
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(Newbie): Avera says, "Oh! thanks."
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(The Bloodrose Family): Avian says, "Like... stalker."
thought you all would want to see this in all its spammy ness
Poted by Arynn on 07 Nov 2005 02:50 -
What client do you use? Poted by Arota on 07 Nov 2005 04:22 -
...I should've saved the conversation from the medina when Syrion and Kealiock were going on about how they got gipped because all they get was glowy balls while the paladins get falcons. Because...it was funny. Poted by Avian on 07 Nov 2005 04:42 -
That's a pretty nifty system...Zaene had the most awesome anti-illusion system though... it was sickeningly complex.
Poted by Arynn on 07 Nov 2005 05:16 -
That anti-illusion...did you make the system yourself? I bet you didn't. Poted by Indiana on 07 Nov 2005 06:23 -
Umm, actually most curing systems detect bad curing (or should) only that they don't show you a big "ILLUSION DETECTED" message since most of the time it's not even a illusion .. well, my old one didn't, but the new one hopefully does. Poted by Avian on 07 Nov 2005 07:52 -
I remember I threw Par into a big loop when I incinerated him while he had a reflection up. Poted by Parhelion on 07 Nov 2005 14:56 -
I remember I threw Par into a big loop when I incinerated him while he had a reflection up.
Heh, I'd only started using Kikon's system then. Easy to reset it now
Poted by Kealiock on 07 Nov 2005 15:12 -
i use mush-client....and system was givven to me and i edited it.... it was like half complet when i got it
Poted by Arota on 07 Nov 2005 18:00 -
I got given a system once...I think it's the same one Asilient might be canibalizing to make his own. Anyways, I couldn't figure it out, so I went back to my crap-ass system. Someday I'll get my butt in gear and get a decent system...hmm, wonder if Artan's offer for his system still stands... Poted by Yreogh on 07 Nov 2005 18:04 -
I use Portal Gt and I don't have a system. Poted by Asilient on 07 Nov 2005 18:43 -
I got given a system once...I think it's the same one Asilient might be canibalizing to make his own. Anyways, I couldn't figure it out, so I went back to my crap-ass system. Someday I'll get my butt in gear and get a decent system...hmm, wonder if Artan's offer for his system still stands...
No, Wolfen sold me his old system and all I did with it was destroyed it and built it up again so that it actually works. There were some huge holes in it that I'm still fixing. Variables staying at 1 making my herb eating loop... Bleh..
Then my computer broke and I had to rebuild it from scratch.
Poted by Arynn on 07 Nov 2005 22:28 -
i use mush-client....
and system was givven to me and i edited it.... it was like half complet when i got it
and system was givven to me and i edited it.... it was like half complet when i got it
Bet it was Wedric's. Bet it was.
Poted by Indiana on 07 Nov 2005 18:54 -
Triggering messages like "You eat .." or "The plant has no effect." help you with that. Poted by Avian on 07 Nov 2005 19:24 -
That leads to stuff like...H:4024 E:3796 E:19020 B:100% [eb]eat mutton
< H:0 | M:0 > <ELIXIR | MOSS | TREE >
You eat a mutton chop with gusto.
)-----[HERB BALANCE:0]-----(
)-----[NO CURE DETECTED: ILLUSION]-----(
)-----[CHECK FOR REAL AFF: TREE]-----(
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< H:0 | M:0 > <ELIXIR | MOSS | TREE >
You touch a tree of life tattoo.
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< H:0 | M:0 > <ELIXIR | MOSS | tree >
)-----[TREE BALANCE:0]-----(
)-----[NO CURE DETECTED: ILLUSION]-----(
)-----[CHECK FOR REAL AFF: TREE]-----(
)-----[NO TREE BALANCE]-----(
)-----[CHECK FOR REAL AFF: DIAG]-----(
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< H:0 | M:0 > <ELIXIR | MOSS | tree >
You are:
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< H:0 | M:0 > <ELIXIR | MOSS | tree >
Java.exception.stackOverflowError (line 45)
System shutting down...
Poted by Indiana on 07 Nov 2005 19:25 -
Umm, yeah, that might happen indeed if you have a crappy java system and crappy coding skills, usually it only leads to some loops at most. Poted by Indiana on 07 Nov 2005 19:26 -
Oh yeah, and also: you don't trigger for ANYTHING that you eat: ^You eat ((a goldenseal root)|(a bloodroot leaf)|(a ginseng root)|(a bellwort flower)|(some prickly ash bark)|(a piece of kelp)|(a lobelia seed)|(some bayberry bark)|(a hawthorn berry))\.$
No idea if the Nexus thing supports RegExp anyway .. Mush and ZMud do.
Poted by Sarkis on 07 Nov 2005 21:57 -
In response to what avian posted...I laughed for about 7 minutes after reading that.
Poted by Avian on 08 Nov 2005 00:25 -
In response to what avian posted...
I laughed for about 7 minutes after reading that.
I laughed for about 7 minutes after reading that.
It didn't actually happen to me...
...last time my system went berserk was ummm...
Oh yeah.
*SMACK ASILIENT!!*
Poted by Sarkis on 08 Nov 2005 03:55 -
heh heh Poted by Arota on 08 Nov 2005 16:54 -
Oi. Asilient is smack-proof. Try thwapping or shinkicking. Poted by Indiana on 08 Nov 2005 16:58 -
Shinkicking has already been tested and working just fine. Poted by Avian on 08 Nov 2005 18:32 -
*incinerate Asilient* Poted by Arota on 08 Nov 2005 19:46 -
Incinerating Asilient is just plain not allowed, Avian. Stick to shinkicking and thwapping, please. Poted by Kealiock on 10 Nov 2005 05:04 -
and no my system wasn't wedrics.... Poted by Arynn on 10 Nov 2005 05:07 -
Aww...probably someone who got it from him then...who? Poted by Kealiock on 10 Nov 2005 06:01 -
think imma tell you... go shake is someplace else...