clot script

Poted by Kealiock on 16 Nov 2005 20:04 - clot script

reading the scripting forum and posting on avians clotting trigger thingy... i look down and see and ad...

Menstration Clotting

i just found it funny in an ironic way... but then again maybe it was the fact that it was avian's post... or maybe the fact that the discusion was about clotting... and yet again it could have been about both...

and just so you know... i mean no offence to any ladies out thier...

Poted by Sarkis on 16 Nov 2005 21:54 -

...Oi...

Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 23:33 -

hmm, and you had to just happen across this Kealiock...

Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 00:36 -

Kealiock you sick bastard.

Poted by Kealiock on 17 Nov 2005 02:47 -

ok im sorry to offened people... but at the time i founf it funny... i hope you can acept my apologies.

Poted by Accen on 17 Nov 2005 06:33 -

wait til' I get the chance to bop you myself.....beware

Poted by Arota on 17 Nov 2005 19:14 -

Nevah. Gimme all your gold.

...and why exactly are you offended, Avian, hmm? Secretly female, maybe?

Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 19:25 -

No, I'm poor and need gold.

Poted by Avian on 18 Nov 2005 00:20 -

No, not really.

Poted by Kealiock on 18 Nov 2005 20:04 -

sarkis do you makic and dlet thist thread... please...

Poted by Arota on 18 Nov 2005 20:24 -

you makic and dlet thist

O.O

I haven't seen so many typos in one sentence since the last council meeting that was held with Sarkis in attendance.

...

Sorry Sarkis.

*EDIT* But I love the Sarkis. The Sarkis is my friend. The Sarkis makes the world go round. You need the Sarkis.

Poted by Indiana on 18 Nov 2005 20:38 -

Hmm, I think it could get even worse .. I sometimes shift each letter with one position .. don't know why but usually instead of "honours" I get something like "jpmprs" ... hmm, I think you can call it a form of encryption also *eyeshift* Anyway, just wanted to let you know it CAN be worse.

Poted by Sarkis on 19 Nov 2005 00:33 -

I am not evil. I swear.

Poted by Avian on 19 Nov 2005 01:05 -

That's nothing. I type stuff like...

ji'ayu apsjt's pu

*love backspace*

Poted by Arota on 19 Nov 2005 02:18 -

*EDIT* But I love the Sarkis. The Sarkis is my friend. The Sarkis makes the world go round. You need the Sarkis.

I deserved that...*wry*

Poted by Arota on 19 Nov 2005 21:24 -

Doesn't mean I like it, though. *poke Sarkis*

Poted by Sarkis on 20 Nov 2005 21:28 -

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Heavy armor and grinding treads.

...somehow, I feel I may...or may not...be the only person who understands that refernce.

Poted by Arota on 21 Nov 2005 18:28 -

What, the ladies like tanks, which is a rather commonly used nickname for some paladins/superfightingpeople?

Dunno, I THINK I get it, but knowing the way your brain works, Sarkis...I could very well not.

Poted by Sarkis on 21 Nov 2005 20:22 -

Nope, you're waaaaaay off, in some respects.

In other ways, you're eeriely close.

Weird woman thing person.

Poted by Sarkis on 22 Nov 2005 06:47 -

...NO.

Poted by Arota on 22 Nov 2005 16:28 -

Talking 'bout Tank Girl ?

Muhahahaha. Tank Girl is awsome. Mainly because I saw the movie-thingy based on the comics at, like, two in the morning on CBC. After devouring half a box of freezies. Whee!

Poted by Sarkis on 23 Nov 2005 04:07 -

I'm guessing...sometihng diabolical, and Canadian.

Poted by Arota on 23 Nov 2005 15:54 -

I like the movie, but what are freezies?
I'm guessing...sometihng diabolical, and Canadian.
Most likely.

Bwahahahaha. No, not even close. Freezies...ehm...they're those freezer-pop things. Y'know, come unfrozen as little plastic things full of juice at the grocery store, then you freeze them and eat them. Or they can be bought already frozen in convenience stores for...well, cheap.

...I'm sure they have these elsewhere.

Poted by Sarkis on 23 Nov 2005 20:12 -

No, Arynn! What she speaks of are evil and Canadian! never trust a Canuck!

Poted by Asilient on 24 Nov 2005 02:24 -

Popsickles?

Or just for the simple British term Ice pops. >.>

Popsickles, freezies and the Australians have a different word for them too, I think. Confused

Poted by Yreogh on 24 Nov 2005 02:25 -

We call 'em Ice-pops in the States, too.

Poted by Arynn on 24 Nov 2005 03:31 -

Yes, they're also called ice-pops in the states. And otter pops, but we won't go there.

Poted by Asilient on 24 Nov 2005 07:10 -

Yes, they're also called ice-pops in the states. And otter pops, but we won't go there.

Poted by Arynn on 24 Nov 2005 07:46 -

We won't go there.

Poted by Avian on 24 Nov 2005 08:10 -

Otter pops are good.

You can't pervert otter pops. Unless you freeze 'em until they're hard, cut the tips off and suck out the jui--

...

...

...

Excuse me while I vomit.

Poted by Arynn on 24 Nov 2005 08:30 -

WE WILL NOT GO THERE.

Poted by Indiana on 24 Nov 2005 09:53 -

This forum is beginning to be more and more X rated with each day.

Poted by Avian on 24 Nov 2005 10:15 -

...anyway...

Have you ever sucked on something so hard your tongue went numb? Then choked on the stuff that came out?

I did that once and couldn't stop coughing forever.

Is it X-rated yet?

Poted by Indiana on 24 Nov 2005 10:47 -

...anyway...

Have you ever sucked on something so hard your tongue went numb? Then choked on the stuff that came out?

I did that once and couldn't stop coughing forever.

Is it X-rated yet?

No, you need to mention it is long, hard and warm to be x-rated.

Poted by Arota on 24 Nov 2005 16:49 -

This forum is beginning to be more and more X rated with each day.

This forum has been x-rated from the moment you opened it, Indiana.

Poted by Indiana on 24 Nov 2005 18:04 -

This forum is beginning to be more and more X rated with each day.

This forum has been x-rated from the moment you opened it, Indiana.

Drat, at least you could have told me as well then!

Poted by Avian on 24 Nov 2005 21:29 -

Actually, it's rather cold when you first take it out, you hafta rub it to warm it up.

Poted by Indiana on 24 Nov 2005 21:33 -

Ok, NOW I agree with Arynn WE WILL NO GO THERE. (yes, kids, we were talking about a wooden staff).

Poted by Arynn on 24 Nov 2005 22:14 -

No, we were talking about otter pops.

Poted by Avian on 25 Nov 2005 00:18 -

Yeah, otter pops are cold...

What the hell did you think I was talking about?

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 05:55 -

What the hell did you think I was talking about?

(yes, kids, we were talking about a wooden staff).

*knocks on Avian's head* Anyone at home there?

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:02 -

Apparently. Didn't realize he'd gotten THAT slow, though...

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:15 -

ooo, the perfect anti-radar! Move so slow no one realizes you're moving towards them until it's too late!

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:24 -

Well, in that case, I have to say that Avian's a brilliant little strategist. Never thought of that myself.

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:29 -

I thought you said he was slow? Which would mean that it couldn't have just happened, it would have been happening for a long time now.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 06:30 -

When I say it just happened I mean he didn't do it on purpose.

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:32 -

Ah, ok. Accidental brilliance, and all that. I see what you mean now. Yes yes, totally understandable.

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:34 -

Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say THAT...

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Nov 2005 06:36 -

I certainly couldn't. For some reason, I feel in totally despicable and cruel mood.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 06:37 -

I think Sarkis hates me...

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:39 -

Eep. Um...*hides behind Asilient* Someone go find Jahara?

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Nov 2005 06:43 -

Oh, I'll give you all something to be thankful for..

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 06:44 -

...I'd try to say something soothing, but I'm getting the feeling it wouldn't work. I suggest heading to the bomb shelter, Arynn! It's up to Jahara to difuse this one...

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 17:23 -

It can hardly be a woman conspiration when it's not secret. And besides, it's more like Extremely Pissed Off Women. Little to no planning involved there.

Poted by Indiana on 25 Nov 2005 08:56 -

I see a women conspiration rising ahead.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 08:55 -

Between me, Arota, Yreogh who I'm sure will pitch in, Asilient who Arota can seduce, Mygale who I can seduce, and a host of others that'll do it cause they love us more, I think it'll be rather easy.

Poted by Avian on 25 Nov 2005 08:53 -

And I'll be right behind her with a cleave, beheading, and pike, Avian.

I'd love to see that.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 07:58 -

Calm down? I have no reason to calm down. I do, however, have a reason to be pissed, so I'll go with that.

Poted by Accen on 25 Nov 2005 07:57 -

Such love here I see

Poted by Arota on 25 Nov 2005 07:44 -

And I'll be right behind her with a cleave, beheading, and pike, Avian.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 07:42 -

Only person I want to incinerate right now Avian is you.

Poted by Avian on 25 Nov 2005 07:41 -

Sarkis, do you want a hug?

Arynn and Arota, do you want an incinerate?

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 20:15 -

I guarantee you getting you out of your grove won't be to hard.

Poted by Arynn on 25 Nov 2005 20:47 -

*asks Wedric to torch to forest next to your grove*

Poted by Arynn on 26 Nov 2005 03:58 -

It will when your grove continually gets set on fire.

Poted by Arota on 26 Nov 2005 05:17 -

And eventually there will be no grove...just a bunch of charcoal. *sagenod* Very good if you're an artist - not so good if you're a druid.

Poted by Avian on 26 Nov 2005 08:14 -

Grove preservation, anyone...?

You think a Druid wouldn't have an ability to protect his/her grove?

Poted by Arynn on 26 Nov 2005 09:51 -

Fine, get a bunch of Magi and Syssin and attack you from rooms around your grove.

Poted by Sarkis on 26 Nov 2005 16:50 -

I'd think it'd be just as despicable to attack the little guy, as it was of him to delete the topic. It's done with, and over. Just move on...even if it is tempting to see Avian hurt.

Poted by Avian on 26 Nov 2005 18:31 -

Fine, get a bunch of Magi and Syssin and attack you from rooms around your grove.

Grove cage stops arrows. What's a Mage gonna do to me?

Poted by Arynn on 26 Nov 2005 20:20 -

Firelash. It may not be to potent but get about 20 of em doing it at once and you'll feel the burn.

Poted by Arota on 26 Nov 2005 23:33 -

I'd think it'd be just as despicable to attack the little guy, as it was of him to delete the topic. It's done with, and over. Just move on...even if it is tempting to see Avian hurt.

Mleh. Tempted as I am to argue with you, Sarkis, I'm too sick to keep up this level of rage, so yeah, ok, no killing Avian...on purpose.

Hey Avian, want to help me figure out how to use a bow and arrows effectively?

Poted by Arynn on 26 Nov 2005 23:54 -

Fine...won't kill him...

Poted by Sarkis on 27 Nov 2005 00:14 -

Think of it this way. At some point, Avian will have an accident. It will include a hitherto unknown pit of Wolverines, and an inescapable room. Oh, and a strategically placed meal.

Poted by Arynn on 27 Nov 2005 00:18 -

On that day I hope only that video cameras are there to film the demise of Mr. Inept.

Poted by Avian on 27 Nov 2005 06:24 -

Hey Avian, want to help me figure out how to use a bow and arrows effectively?

ALIAS: st
ACTION: #set t $1

ALIAS: arr
ACTION: shoot $t $1

Then just:

st sarkis
arr e

Or if you use in-game targetting, I'll think of something else for ya.

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