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Poted by Asilient on 16 Feb 2006 14:56 - Messages...

#544 * Sarkis 02/15/23:57 "I was making fun of Paladins when I came up with this terrible pick up lines for one: "Want to watch sweat fly off my brow as I hammer you?"."

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Poted by Avian on 16 Feb 2006 18:47 -

Hey, that's a good one.

What? Stop looking at me like that.

Poted by Yreogh on 17 Feb 2006 00:51 -

Standing in front of a big, hot fire. Moving a big hammer up and down and up and down and up and down. Durrr. Course you're going to get sweaty.

Poted by Sarkis on 17 Feb 2006 11:52 -

I had several others. I also have one for Concotionists. One for Rajas, I haven't shared. Need to work one out ofr Monks...

Poted by Avian on 17 Feb 2006 19:41 -

Standing in front of a big, hot fire. Moving a big hammer up and down and up and down and up and down. Durrr. Course you're going to get sweaty.

I quote Indi:

Soulaie Elistar says, "All you men do is go in out in out in out."

You say to Soulaie, "Amen."

Poted by Sarkis on 18 Feb 2006 03:04 -

"How about I fill your lady-vial with my man-potion?"

Poted by Yreogh on 18 Feb 2006 13:36 -

Teehee.

Poted by Jeloseth on 18 Feb 2006 15:01 -

got another one to add for you forestals:
Why don't you turn into a fire-whistle so I can blow you?

more horrible but ones you just have to try for reactions to come soon

Poted by Jahara on 21 Feb 2006 02:16 -

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Poted by on 24 Feb 2006 11:50 -

I will try that one on Zephy. *duck Yreogh*

also that one works from a girl to a boy, too! Good job

Poted by on 25 Feb 2006 03:16 -

One day, Yreogh, Zephy will be mine. MUHAHAHAHAHA

Poted by Yreogh on 27 Feb 2006 13:38 -

I says go for it.

Poted by Yreogh on 01 Mar 2006 00:02 -

Just, wait for me to be around. I want to get a good laugh.

Is that why you were asking about an engagement ring on GT? *eye*

Poted by Sarkis on 01 Mar 2006 17:05 -

PEople, just be sure to make a log of it, when it happens. I want to save it for posterity.

Poted by Avian on 01 Mar 2006 18:55 -

I know who Kyritor likes Twisted Evil

Poted by Yreogh on 01 Mar 2006 21:43 -

*rofl*

Poted by on 06 Mar 2006 04:02 -

Who, Vylandra? That wasnt anything really. Zephy.....now there is a gril I could fall for! Old, nahhhh, experienced

Poted by Yreogh on 06 Mar 2006 08:51 -

Denied.

Poted by Andrus on 06 Mar 2006 09:42 -

Yeah, I know from experience its a bad idea to bring up Zephy in any fashion, such as biting for me but still. Yreogh gets all defensive and stuff.

Poted by Yreogh on 06 Mar 2006 09:58 -

Do not!

Poted by Yreogh on 06 Mar 2006 20:27 -

Nuh-uh.

Poted by Yreogh on 07 Mar 2006 00:39 -

You're ugly, that's what.

Poted by Indiana on 07 Mar 2006 19:02 -

Luminary trolls actually aren't that bad.

One thing is for sure, they are tanky ...

Poted by Sarkis on 07 Mar 2006 19:20 -

I like tanks. They hold water. Water is good. Also...Andrus doesn't look -too- bad, if you are mostly, if not completely, drunk. Or desperate, I suppose. Oh! or if you're on shrooms. Like Avian is. Watch the colors sing in my open hand, ethereal words kicking the dead! Tee hee!

Poted by Yreogh on 07 Mar 2006 19:24 -

The hills are alive with the sound of myoooosic!

Poted by on 08 Mar 2006 03:36 -

Mayhaps you are just an easy target. Either that, or he just likes messing with you. Both of these, I might add, are NOT mutually exclusive to each other...

Poted by Jahara on 08 Mar 2006 18:53 -

In other words, He's just screwing with you Andrus. And it's providing much entertainment for the rest of us!

Poted by Andrus on 08 Mar 2006 20:32 -

Jaha, I am not amused.

Poted by Andrus on 08 Mar 2006 20:40 -

You would be amused if a duck walked in to a bar and the bartender told him his pants were around his ankles.

Poted by Andrus on 08 Mar 2006 21:27 -

Thats the point......they waddle.....

Poted by Jahara on 09 Mar 2006 17:03 -

Andrus is just suffering from a bad case of Lackahumoritis, and a bout of Bad grammar induced uticaria.

Poted by Yreogh on 09 Mar 2006 23:02 -

I believe in Jaha.

Poted by Yreogh on 10 Mar 2006 03:51 -

It rhymes.

Poted by Jahara on 14 Mar 2006 05:19 -

actually...the only made up work was Lackahumoritis...and if you didn't get that...then I feel very, very sorry for you.

Poted by Yreogh on 14 Mar 2006 05:33 -

What about the "U" word?

Poted by Sarkis on 14 Mar 2006 15:13 -

Andrus, I'll hound you to your dying breath.
...which is in....5...4...3...
*cough*

Also. Anyone notice how hard Andrus tries, and how little he suceeds. We need to give him the Sisiphus award. Or a Darwin award...in 5...4...3...

Poted by Yreogh on 14 Mar 2006 16:35 -

I've not heard of the Sisiphus award.

Poted by Jahara on 14 Mar 2006 20:39 -

uticaria is the medical term for "rash". See what happens when your motherperson is a nurselady? You learn things...

Poted by Sarkis on 15 Mar 2006 20:49 -

Well..Sisiphus...I think...

Was the guy in hades who had to eternally roll a boulder up a hill and have it crash down on him as he neared the top, and had to start all over again.

Basicly, I'd say a Sisphus award (which dcoesn't exist...yet...) is for those who are, despite thier best efforts doomed to always suffer the same fate over and over again. Like France, and being a staging point for invasions, or Avian and his mouth and foot disease, and of course Andrus. His is being Andrus. Poor dude.

Poted by Yreogh on 15 Mar 2006 22:37 -

I don't think it's Sisifus, but I'm too lazy to back it up, or even look it up. I get the idea, though.

Poted by Jahara on 15 Mar 2006 23:16 -

Yeah...greek legend or something. He pissed off a God of some sort...you know how they get.

Poted by on 16 Mar 2006 02:12 -

*slides into topic on forehead*

Why yes, it was "Sisyphus" who was cursed to do such an act.

How do I know this?
Quite simple, really...

A Wholly and Regrettably Mispent Youth.

In other news, Uticaria is also more commonly known as Hives...like if you eat an allergic food, or if you are somewhat allergic to sunlight, and get Hives or lesions on your skin from the allergic reaction.

Poted by Yreogh on 16 Mar 2006 02:13 -

*love Eanid*

I get hives from kittens.

Poted by on 16 Mar 2006 02:50 -

I just realized something...that means that living people who are allergic to the sun have all been poisoned with Darkshade, and Vampires are extremely allergic people, and should carry Epinephrine with them at all times if they should get hives from the sun to keep them from dying.

Poted by Sarkis on 16 Mar 2006 04:11 -

Yeah. Sisyphus, as Eanid corrected my spelling on...

...he basicly continually cheated Thanatos from his due, and reaped a reward of eternal toil in Hades.

Poted by on 18 Mar 2006 13:46 -

What can I say, I seem to be a repository for oft-forgotten and rarely needed obscure lore, words, and phrases...and I've got a thing about spelling and grammar. Partly from actually reading those back-breaking inventions know as the Encyclopedia, and partly from tremendous overuse of the "Random Article" button at Wikipedia.

For example, I can probably tell you where the

"Dun Dun Dun!"

came from, or one of the best known origins of it in recent times. And truth be told, that frightens me a little, now that I realize that.

Poted by Jahara on 20 Mar 2006 20:54 -

Uhm...What?

Poted by on 20 Mar 2006 22:03 -

huh? what about what? Wikipedia, the origins of the overused "Dun dun dun,"
what?

Poted by Jahara on 20 Mar 2006 23:13 -

....*sob*

Poted by Jahara on 22 Mar 2006 20:14 -

You should just know, it's all your fault Eanid.

Poted by Jahara on 23 Mar 2006 14:21 -

You don't need to know that...you just need to know that it was your fault and you should be very sorry for it.

Poted by Sola on 28 Mar 2006 01:44 -

Hmm.... Interesting.... greek mythology... I actually made up a retelling of Pandora's Box... it was wonderful! It was a play and I got to be annoying and there was a box with everything in it!

Poted by Sarkis on 05 Apr 2006 00:15 -

...err...Actually, I did soemthing bad, and convinced a rube that "pandora's box" refered to a polite way of talking about a ladies no-no parts. Poor bastard. *eyeshift* I love stupid people, they give me amusement.

Poted by on 10 Apr 2006 05:02 -

to paraphrase slightly...People as a whole are stupid...they'll believe anything you tell them if they have any reason to not doubt it, or if they are afraid its true. Not to mention sheer ignorance, either.

Poted by Sarkis on 11 Apr 2006 02:28 -

And some people can be just outright convincing, even if they're telling you your mother was an eggplant, and your father had 12 legs and could speak phonecian. These peopel often times become unpleasent types, like LAwyers, corprate executives, Cult Leaders, or Anti-Christs. Oh! And Facist dictators.

Poted by Jahara on 12 Apr 2006 17:14 -

"Oh yeah, well, your mom's an eggplant"
"No your mom!"

...*sigh*

Poted by on 12 Apr 2006 21:23 -

First off, they call that charisma, second i was assuming it was known that such...bizarre...tales and stories weren't quite what I was talking about...and lastly...how'd you know my father could speak a long dead language from near the beginning of civilization?

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