Poted by Cosette on 20 Apr 2006 00:42 - Me and Tahry have exciting experiences together.
"Me" [6:56 P.M.]: I'm over at Cossy! WITH HER UNDIES ON!! "Me" [6:56 P.M.]: it's I PAIGE!!
"Sarky" [6:56 P.M.]: ...*slowly...slowly...backsaway...*
"Sarky" [6:57 P.M.]: err....are...you feeling ok...?
"Me" [6:57 P.M.]: we spazzed out..and I have swedish needs..and Cossy didn't understan
"Me" [6:57 P.M.]: d
"Sarky" [6:58 P.M.]: ...*edges towards the door...*
"Me" [6:58 P.M.]: shee keeeled me she keeled me!
"Sarky" [6:59 P.M.]: ...*breaks into a strong run and dives though the door*
"Me" [6:59 P.M.]: noooo
"Me" [6:59 P.M.]: -tackles-
"Sarky" [6:59 P.M.]: *kicks away and crawls out,and locks the door*
"Me" [6:59 P.M.]: -with aqua blue victoria's secret undies power-
"Sarky" [6:59 P.M.]: ...*uses I'm 21 and very strong with martial arts power*
"Me" [7:00 P.M.]: -puts on shorts- DON'T DO IT!
"Sarky" [7:01 P.M.]: *Charges up, and runs* *fast* *very, very fast*
"Me" [7:02 P.M.]: -uses speedy ultra victoria's secret powers and clings to your leg with uber death grip of doom-
"Me" [7:02 P.M.]: and no, i'm not high
"Sarky" [7:02 P.M.]: ...*breaks leg off, uses turnacut, hops at hyper speed*
"Me" [7:03 P.M.]: I..don't know how to respond to that.
"Me" [7:03 P.M.]: you're going to bleed to death!
"Sarky" [7:03 P.M.]: I win! *grows new leg* *speeds into the distance* No..I have a turnacet...the thing that hold off blood loss? And I grew a new leg, toooo.
"Me" [7:04 P.M.]: wow, that's amazing. and..quite odd.
"Me" [7:04 P.M.]: teehee
"Me" [7:04 P.M.]: i give rabies! -chomp-
"Me" [7:04 P.M.]: -maul- ..-with love-
"Sarky" [7:05 P.M.]: ...I'm on the horizon, silly. you ahve to try to catch up.
"Me" [7:07 P.M.]: um..-burrows into the ground at super-lightning speed-
"Me" [7:07 P.M.]: -runs into a rock-
"Me" [7:07 P.M.]: -suffocates underground-
"Sarky" [7:07 P.M.]: *says a prayer for your soul*
"Me" [7:07 P.M.]: -cries in the afterlife-
"Sarky" [7:08 P.M.]: Silly...
"Sarky" [7:08 P.M.]: No need to cry if you're dead.
"Me" [7:08 P.M.]: i miss everyone
"Sarky" [7:09 P.M.]: So? once your dead, time no longer is a constraint. so..50-100-1000 years is a blink of an eye.
"Me" [7:09 P.M.]: Ack. I, Cossy, blinded the Paige.
"Sarky" [7:10 P.M.]: I, Alejandro, am...uh...awesome. Shh.
"Me" [7:10 P.M.]: She's screaming in pain. And clutching her face..
"Sarky" [7:10 P.M.]: ...Bad person.
"Me" [7:10 P.M.]: Teehee.
"Me" [7:11 P.M.]: Well..she was mauling me, and I was flailing. And I smacked her in the eye..
"Me" [7:11 P.M.]: It was unintentional, I promise.
"Me" [7:11 P.M.]: THATS WHAT |SHE WANTS YO TO THINBK
"Sarky" [7:11 P.M.]: ...
"Sarky" [7:11 P.M.]: ...*sets you both on fire and runs*
"Me" [7:12 P.M.]: -cry-
"Me" [7:12 P.M.]: That hurts. And she's already dead, remember. And I died earlier..of other causes.
"Me" [7:12 P.M.]: -twitch-
"Sarky" [7:13 P.M.]: ...Well, then I cremated the remain. Like a good buddhist. Amida ba. Amida ba.
"Me" [7:14 P.M.]: No one mourns the wicked, Sarky. Especially the dead. We will wait. For you.
"Me" [7:15 P.M.]: Paige says my air conditioner is coming for her.
"Me" [7:15 P.M.]: She just screamed, jumped out of a chair, and hid behind me.
"Sarky" [7:16 P.M.]: ...Not really. I bound your lives to Nirvana. You're now beyond the realms of mortal understanding.
"Me" [7:16 P.M.]: And is now shouting 'Ahh it's coming for me, go away!'. But louder.
"Sarky" [7:16 P.M.]: *shoo&
"Me" [7:16 P.M.]: MY ARM!
"Sarky" [7:16 P.M.]: Amida ba, Amida ba.
"Sarky" [7:16 P.M.]: ...
"Me" [7:16 P.M.]: She is clinging to my arm!
"Sarky" [7:16 P.M.]: Kurabara, kurabara.
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: It stole her soul. The air conditioner did.
"Me" [7:17 P.M.]: She collapsed on the floor and said that she could not be out in the open.
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: ...well...
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: ...wind and rain do cause errosion...
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: ...poke her with a stick.
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: Ooooor.
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: ...tickle her.
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: If she laughs, she has a soul.
"Me" [7:19 P.M.]: She just screamed when I tickled her.
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: Good!
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: ...well, mostly
"Me" [7:19 P.M.]: She didn't laugh, she screamed!
"Sarky" [7:19 P.M.]: Just don't kick her in the head.
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: I'll try not to.
"Sarky" [7:20 P.M.]: Riiiiigiht.
"Sarky" [7:20 P.M.]: ...throw a peanut at her.
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: I don't have any.
"Me" [7:20 P.M.]: Only peanut butter.
"Sarky" [7:21 P.M.]: Hmmm...throw a spoon.
"Me" [7:21 P.M.]: I'm going to give her food. Perhaps that will calm her.
"Sarky" [7:22 P.M.]: ...no sugar.
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: Okay. I think she's okay now. She has pocky.
"Sarky" [7:22 P.M.]: ...
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: Whoops.
"Sarky" [7:22 P.M.]: ...that has sugar, dear.
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: She can't stop giggling. I'm scared. Save me.
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: It's her serial killer giggle.
"Me" [7:22 P.M.]: -runs-
"Sarky" [7:23 P.M.]: ...just...givbe her a bowl of Ramen
"Me" [7:23 P.M.]: I don't have any!
"Me" [7:23 P.M.]: And she almost attacked my computer with the pocky!!
"Me" [7:23 P.M.]: She's headbanging..
"Sarky" [7:24 P.M.]: ....you...don't have ramen?
"Me" [7:24 P.M.]: No, I don't.
"Sarky" [7:24 P.M.]: ...you sad, sad person.
"Me" [7:24 P.M.]: I want ramen..but I don't have any
"Me" [7:24 P.M.]: AHH! She attacked me again!
"Me" [7:24 P.M.]: With her head.
"Me" [7:25 P.M.]: We haven't done any of the project we're supposed to be doing.
"Me" [7:25 P.M.]: tee hee
"Sarky" [7:26 P.M.]: Tell her I won't speak to her again.
"Me" [7:26 P.M.]: She is here.
"Me" [7:26 P.M.]: And..semi-sane.
"Sarky" [7:27 P.M.]: Well, I'm speaking to Cossi.
"Me" [7:29 P.M.]: I'm herwe
"Sarky" [7:29 P.M.]: Eh.
"Me" [7:30 P.M.]: paige
"Me" [7:30 P.M.]: you wabte dto see me?
"Sarky" [7:34 P.M.]: Hrmmm?
"Me" [7:35 P.M.]: What did I do?
"Sarky" [7:35 P.M.]: *tickle* Finish your project?
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: we shall
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: she has to go to the doctor. and doesn't wanna.
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: she needs that time for her project
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: but now, we must go. so we can concentrate on our project.
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: which probably won't happen
"Me" [7:36 P.M.]: teehee
"Sarky" [7:37 P.M.]: *pet*
"Me" [7:37 P.M.]: we're chanting..to a song.
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: by the cranberries
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: tee hee
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: now we must go. listen to other music.
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: ta ta! -smooch-
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: that was from paige.
"Me" [7:38 P.M.]: -wink wink-
"Sarky" [7:41 P.M.]: *pet*
Poted by Cosette on 20 Apr 2006 00:43 -
We scare people. Especially Sarky. Tahry was at my house at this time, so 'me' is both me and Tahry. You'll probably be able to tell which is Tahry because she was speaking with her Swedish accent. Poted by Sarkis on 20 Apr 2006 00:48 -
...You two...were possessed...by the chattering demons of chaos. I swear. Poted by Cosette on 20 Apr 2006 00:49 -
No, we had sugar highs. From pineapple pizza. And stuff.Poted by Sola on 20 Apr 2006 01:06 -
You people.... are..... insane... get away from me... you freaks. Poted by Cosette on 20 Apr 2006 01:36 -
Aww, you know you love us. Teehee. Poted by Jahara on 20 Apr 2006 03:08 -
...oh..em...gee. Slumber party giggles. Poted by Yreogh on 20 Apr 2006 05:32 -
Oh, dude, Jaha and I don't even need sugar to do that. Poted by Yreogh on 20 Apr 2006 05:32 -
JAHARA! Nice avatar. *snigger* Poted by on 20 Apr 2006 14:11 -
Indeed. Poted by Sarkis on 20 Apr 2006 14:16 -
*eyeshift* *snicker* Indeed! Poted by Jahara on 21 Apr 2006 02:28 -
Heehehe...I should send you guys the whole thing. It makes me giggle. Poted by Arota on 21 Apr 2006 15:55 -
...Strangely, that conversation reminds me of work the other day.Because we got a crazy new person. And we had the weirdest conversations. It's a good thing our manager has trouble hearing, or she would've suggested we both be fired on the grounds of being insane.
Poted by Yreogh on 21 Apr 2006 15:57 -
Gnehehe. Poted by Arota on 21 Apr 2006 15:59 -
You! Stop making posts that just consist of snickering! I'll not have you catching up to me in posts simply because you snicker a lot! Poted by Yreogh on 21 Apr 2006 16:17 -
I'm the crazy new person at work. But I'm a night janitor, so that's saying a lot Poted by Sarkis on 21 Apr 2006 23:59 -
Eh...ok. Poted by Jahara on 22 Apr 2006 23:46 -
But that's what makes work fun. Poted by Sarkis on 23 Apr 2006 05:04 -
Being a night Janitor? *chin* True. Poted by Yreogh on 24 Apr 2006 14:08 -
Being a night yanitor is not fun at all. Not at a child carre center, anyway. Poted by Sarkis on 24 Apr 2006 16:42 -
Eh, so very true...toddlers...nasty, dirty, evil smelly little buggers. Cute too, and that's how they get you...Except, being a night janitor, you don't see the kids, only the destruction they wrought. Yes?
Poted by Yreogh on 24 Apr 2006 18:12 -
Yes. There's this wallpaper border thing, though, with kids on it. I swear to GOD one looks like Avian. I'll have to take a picture. Tonight. Yesss. *gnehehe* Poted by Jahara on 24 Apr 2006 21:57 -
It doesn't have a poster in the back of it that says "Look great naked" does it? Because that shouldn't be in a child care center. Poted by Tahrin on 25 Apr 2006 00:11 -
wow...that would be scaryPoted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 01:23 -
Nah, that'd be Avian.And I heart your avatar, Tahrin.
Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 01:35 -
Da na da na da na BATMAN! Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 01:51 -
BWAHAHAHA!...Being the Batman fan that I am, I find that terribly amusing. (though not as amusing as what the 'Batman Begins' Batman would make of the 'Batman & Robin' old TV show)
Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 04:42 -
"Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile so that we can get on the Batcopter and use the Bat-Shark repellant to repell this shark which will attatch itself to my leg in mid-air, but first buckle your seat-belt!"vs.
*creepy voice* "There is nothing to fear, but fear itse--ARGHABLE!" *tazed in face*
Hee.
Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 16:15 -
Heehee. Exactly. Can you imagine the looks of horror on both Batman's faces upon meeting each other? *snicker* Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 16:18 -
No. Adam west would try to use fatman pseudo-judo, and Christian Bale would use a creepy voice, and make Robin cry. That and use ninjutsu. Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 16:21 -
No, I'm pretty sure they'd both be horrified before trying to beat the crap out of each other. New Batman would most deffinately win. Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 16:24 -
Yeah, no kidding. Batman was a ninja in the newest one. And Robin was never cool. Well, unless you count Nightwing, 'cuz Nightwing is awesome. err...Jeeze i'm a geek. Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 16:25 -
Nightwing was awesome! Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 16:28 -
I knoooooow. He's all not doing the whole..."Holy frozen lesbians, Batman!" and Batman no longer had to shake his head in shame. Hee.Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 16:30 -
Or force Robin to shave his legs. Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 16:32 -
Yeah, that was always a little creepy.Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 17:40 -
*nod* On the other hand...Adam West is bloody insane. Poted by Yreogh on 25 Apr 2006 18:01 -
Ceaser Romero (The Joker in the TV series) rocked my world. *swoon* Poted by Arota on 26 Apr 2006 16:36 -
I never really got into the whole 'Nightwing' thing...after my time. And before my time. Yes, before and after. Can I help it if I grew up on my dad's 20-year-old+ comics, then went straight to the movies, ignoring all comics inbetween? Well, except for the 'No-Mans Land' graphic novels. Those, I read, despite not knowing half the history of the 'Bat-family'. Poted by Sarkis on 26 Apr 2006 18:27 -
The First-Bat this morming declared underwear was no longer neccesary to be worn, and would go, as he said, "Commando, like how God intended all Batmen to go."He was promptly assassinated by the Penguin and Catwoman, using an ingenious plot involving maylasian toothpicks. In thier defence, they claim he wanted to go like that, sans underpants.
In other news...
Poted by Jahara on 26 Apr 2006 19:09 -
...sometimes I wonder about you, love. Poted by Indiana on 26 Apr 2006 20:41 -
It's scary if it's only sometimes .. Poted by Sarkis on 26 Apr 2006 22:56 -
Awwww...I thought it was funny......the entire deal was inspired by the "Bat-family" comment Arota made.
Poted by Arota on 27 Apr 2006 16:25 -
Hah. Yes. I thought it was funny, too. But what's scary is that 'Bat-family' was an actual term, used by the comic book writers, to refer to all the spin-offs from Batman. Fortunately, I don't think they were ever quite brave enough to use it in the comic... Poted by Sarkis on 27 Apr 2006 18:54 -
..*australian madman's accent* ..Now we observe the bat-family in it's natural habitat...Cute little buggers, ain't they? Now...what I'm about to do is veeery dangerous, and should not be done by me, or anyone else, but here it goes! *crawls towards the bat-family* CRIKEY! Their big! I wonder what happens when I...*throws a stick at Bat-man* Now be very quiet.
*batman spins around and then sinks into the shadows, followed by batwoman and robin.*
hey...where'd the- *batman springs up and kicks him into a pit*
OH HELLS BEEEEEEEELLLSSSSSS....*SKUPLUWICKETSWUELCKSPLATTER*
Batwoman : Wow! All that and no underwear! maybe you're right about that afterall...
Poted by Jahara on 28 Apr 2006 02:57 -
...*always thought it was Batgirl, and now is utterly confused and probably slightly more insane after Sarkis' post* Poted by Sarkis on 28 Apr 2006 03:02 -
Continuity and sanity be damned, it should be funny! *flap* Poted by Jahara on 28 Apr 2006 03:11 -
*starin' at her own Avatar* I'm sorry...what'd you say love? Bat-stic-Man is there. Poted by Arota on 28 Apr 2006 16:29 -
Heh. It was Batgirl, never Batwoman. The closest there ever was to a Batwoman was Catwoman. But Batman could never quite get his head wrapped around the whole 'in love with a criminal' thing, so it never happened so far as I know, save for in 'possible future' stories. Therefor, Sarkis was just confoooooozed! Or, continuing on with the bad joke. In which case, Bad Sarkis! Poted by Yreogh on 28 Apr 2006 17:45 -
But Bad jokes are so goooooood. Poted by Jahara on 28 Apr 2006 17:50 -
...a good bad joke? I smell an oxymoron in that statement.Poted by Yreogh on 28 Apr 2006 19:16 -
I smell your mom. Poted by Sarkis on 28 Apr 2006 21:22 -
I smell ... COOKIES!And I emant it to be off for a reason. Shheeeesh. Think about it, too.
Can't have a "bat-family" without a Batwoman. If it was with Batgirl, it's pedophilia. And Incest. Which is...gross.
Moving on.
Dannhahanah!
Poted by Jahara on 30 Apr 2006 05:03 -
...I should draw the Bat-family stick figures and put them in an avatar too. That'd be great. Poted by Arota on 30 Apr 2006 21:38 -
It would be. Do it! *poke* Poted by Sarkis on 06 May 2006 00:13 -
*Eyeshift* Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 03:51 -
Now you're just making lame posts in the vague hope that you can stop me from pulling ahead of you. 
Bad Sarkis! Poted by Yreogh on 06 May 2006 04:00 -
*chides Sarkis* Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:03 -
Yay! Yreogh! Who is on the forums at the same time as me, thus giving me entertainment! Woot. Poted by Yreogh on 06 May 2006 04:04 -
Woo for me! Because I rock. Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:09 -
Yes, yes you do. Hence why I am in your harem. Because I wouldn't be in the harem of somebody who didn't rock. Poted by Yreogh on 06 May 2006 04:10 -
Well, I lurk here, a lot, so, barrin school and work, you'd be hard-pressed to not find me. Poted by Sarkis on 09 May 2006 06:20 -
Eh, enough about Harems already. It's sexist and degrading....well, that's what I'd be told if I had a harem. Which I don't. 'Cause Jahara rocks my socks.
Poted by Arota on 09 May 2006 18:44 -
How can it be sexist and degrading if it involves all women? And is on a willing volunteer basis?...
Of course, one could debate that, with those qualifiers, it's not really a harem, but since there's really no other word for it, 'harem' will have to do.
Poted by Sarkis on 09 May 2006 21:01 -
Sexism can apply to ones own sex, you know. And degrading, because c'mon, we know what Harems are. Unless you liek the idea of that sort of tihng, I'd think it degrading. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 01:20 -
Pfft. You missed my whole point. Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:23 -
There are fellas in the Harem of Yreogh, too, yanno. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:25 -
Yep. The point was that it's not really a harem in the way Sarkis describes it when everyone is a willing member. There's just not another term for it...except maybe groupies. But we won't go there. Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:28 -
We don't support groupies. At ALL Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:29 -
Precisely why we won't go there. Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:30 -
Exactly. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:33 -
Yep.Soooo...moving on now. Seen any good movies lately?
Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:35 -
Oh, I saw 8 Below With Jaha a few weeks ago. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:38 -
...I've never heard of that. Whatsit about? Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:44 -
Eight sled dogs left in An-an- Antarctica by themselves, for a buncha days. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:46 -
...It's a movie about eight dogs all by their lonesome. Is it safe to assume the dogs can talk, or is it really as boring as it sounds? Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:47 -
Oh, no, it's nifty, watching them try to survive. And watching the musher guy try to find a way back to rescue them... It's a tear-jerker, by God Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:50 -
oooh, ok. So it's not just on the dogs the entire time. Cuz that would be...umm...all artsy boring like. Not that I don't like artsy, but that would be a really really bad idea for an artsy film. Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:51 -
Uh, yeah, sure. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:54 -
Heh heh. Didn't I confuzzle you?MY WORD, SARKIS!
Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 02:56 -
I'll show you my word...but I'd get arrested in most states for it. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 02:57 -
Save it for Jahara, Sarkis. Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 02:58 -
...Sarkis saves all the weird stuff for me. Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 02:59 -
Explain the movie, Jahabeans. Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 03:03 -
Okay..Eight below 'cause Yreogh said so! (That rhymes! Hee!)There was this dude and his dogs up in Antartica (Or down..whatev.) and they went off with this other scientist dude to get a rock, and on the way there they're like..."Oh noeszorz a storm!" so they had to leave after they found a rock. Well, because they had to leave so fast they left the doggies thinkin' they'd be picked up later. Noooo...doggies got LEFT ON THE CHAIN! All alone! What are they to do!? They break out of course! So the whole movie is about this dude trying to go back to Antartica to get his doggies and his doggies are like "Grawr, we live in the wild, and two of us die!"
Anyhow, I won't tell you the end, but stuff happens, me and Yreogh cried, and then it was over. Next week, Jahara paraphrase Theatre presents, "King Kong"!
Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 03:04 -
Yreogh cried... a lot. Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:05 -
Awww, I have to wait until next week for 'King Kong'? *pout* Can't I get a preview? Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:05 -
I saw Silent Hill. Pyramid Head= bad ass and scary. And...I'll show Jaha all manner of strange things...strange, sensual things. Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 03:07 -
Preview: King kongBig ass monkey visits New York. Woman cries...a lot. Details next week.
Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 03:08 -
As Aden would say...Roflcopter
Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:08 -
Jaha, I love you. Leave Sarkis and marry me! Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:09 -
She's mine. And you'd make Asi cry. *peer Arota* Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:11 -
Hmm, true. Maybe I'll just convince Varian to allow Polygamy then. Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 03:13 -
...Oh dear. Why don't you just do what Yreogh did and start a harem? Same basic concept...right? Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:15 -
...Not really. Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:15 -
Eh, she's mine. all mine. *peer* *steal Jahara* *hides her in his bed* Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 03:16 -
...do I need to confuse the sensors too? Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:17 -
Yes! Hide in my bed, be quiet, and get naked to confuse the sensors! Poted by Jahara on 10 May 2006 03:18 -
...'kay! *skips off* Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:18 -
Heh. We need beds in the manor...SARKIS! Post your room descriptions!
Or I'll start thinking you don't have any...