How Babies are made...........

Poted by Maximas on 24 Apr 2006 23:38 - How Babies are made...........

<<Sentinels>>: Syliana says, "How in the world do you make a cub?"
<<Sentinels>>: Syliana says, "..wait, don't answer that."
<<Sentinels>>: You say, "Syli, Guy meets girl, guy likes girl, girl likes guy, both get drunk, then they go to a bed or a secret place, and make cubs!"
<<Sentinels>>: Jahara says, "...when the mommy lion and the daddy lion decide to make a cub...a magical thing happens. A big white stork comes and drops off a little bundle into Granma Syli's arms and the Momma lion and Daddy lion are very confused."
<<Sentinels>>: Jahara says, "*flee!*."
<<Sentinels>>: Syliana says, "Oh good gods."
<<Sentinels>>: Syliana says, "I should kill you both."

Poted by Avian on 24 Apr 2006 23:44 -

Jahara, why is Sesshomaru sniffing a condom?

Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 01:21 -

Unless it's a fan drawing, it's probably not an actual condom. Otherwise, Jaha's answer is best. *sagenod*

And I heart Syli.

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 01:42 -

I make fun of Syli. Beacause she makes fun of me. That and the whole deal with storks. It's just asking for her to be made fun of.

Poted by Yreogh on 25 Apr 2006 05:11 -

For the record. I ADORE Syli.

The end.

Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 16:16 -

It's getting harder and harder to find someone who DOESN'T adore Syli...

Hm. I bet it's all part of her secret plot to take over the world...

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 16:20 -

She won't win, believe me. They'll realize she has fangs and exhales toxic gas and drinks the the tears of children.

Poted by Arota on 25 Apr 2006 16:22 -

But nobody's realized it yet. And her influence is growing, beyond even her own guild - there's probably even some vampires and teradrim out there that adore her.

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Apr 2006 16:24 -

Errrr...she's in league with the carrot mongers!

Poted by Jahara on 25 Apr 2006 16:31 -

*cough* Faroth lovels her...and Desian used to be a good friend of hers. Erm...I bet I could go on. But I don't really think it's needed.

Poted by Arota on 26 Apr 2006 16:32 -

No, it's not. I'm pretty sure we all know everyone either already adores her, or will adore her soon enough.

Poted by Sarkis on 26 Apr 2006 18:29 -

Not true. I think there are some people who will never appreciate Syliana as the fire breathing demon she is, like Mai. Their loss, really.

Poted by Jahara on 26 Apr 2006 19:08 -

Syli + Mai = Omigodcatfight.

Poted by Sarkis on 26 Apr 2006 22:57 -

And you are greater than 2 radii from where the resulting explosion occurs.

Poted by Jahara on 27 Apr 2006 04:16 -

Psht. Yes she is, you're just jealous.

Poted by Arota on 27 Apr 2006 16:28 -

That will all change soon, mark my words. All shall adore Syli or they will die.

*snicker*

Yeah, can you tell I was so ridiculously bored last night that I watched 'Left Behind'?

Poted by Maximas on 28 Apr 2006 10:14 -

It always comes down to Haernites doesnt it? A pishy excuse. And yes i really am jelous of being all snuggly and weak and 'i dont want to fight cause my fur will get dirty' someone else said that, not syli

Poted by Arota on 28 Apr 2006 16:31 -

...You poor thing. *soothe Arota*

You could make it all better by hunting down the post office people who have yet to deliver my Highlander, and making them do so. Razz

Then I'll have something better to watch.

Poted by Jahara on 28 Apr 2006 17:53 -

You and several others in the realm have contracted Snugglephobia. Where you're so afraid that everyone is snuggly you start accusing people who really aren't every time they try to be even a little affectionate. Someone calls you snuggly, rip their throat out and stuff a cookie in the new blood-filled orfice then tell them to have a nice day. Problem solved.

Poted by Yreogh on 28 Apr 2006 19:19 -

AND, I was just saying the majority of the people who don't like Syli are Haernites. It's not like I said, you can't see her brilliance because you're blinded by your devotion to your god of murder.

So, no need to get your dander up, there, Maxi. She didn't like Frances, so it only makes sense that his followers wouldn't like her.

Poted by Yreogh on 30 Apr 2006 12:56 -

You're almost as random as I am, Jahabeans.

Poted by Yreogh on 30 Apr 2006 23:38 -

I kinda miss my inflated post numbers, now.

Poted by Yreogh on 01 May 2006 03:45 -

I am

Poted by Yreogh on 01 May 2006 20:43 -

Bite me

Poted by Yreogh on 02 May 2006 01:38 -

Roaaaaaar
.

No.

Poted by Yreogh on 03 May 2006 00:00 -

Yes, yes, of course. But that's an entirely different kind of... no, nevermind.

Poted by Arota on 03 May 2006 02:26 -

Mmm-hm, yep, best to keep those sorts of things inside the harem...

Goddammit, another thug! What is wrong with these guys?! Why do they all want to pick on ME tonight?!

Poted by Yreogh on 03 May 2006 02:40 -

Because you're posting on the forum while you're ratting?

Poted by Arota on 03 May 2006 02:44 -

...But I do that all the time. That's why I have a counter set up to tell me how many dead rats are in the room. That way I can just glance down at the window, and not have to constantly be switching back and forth, glancing about the room.

Poted by Yreogh on 03 May 2006 09:13 -

Vermining is slightly less boring than harvesting.

Poted by Yreogh on 05 May 2006 04:34 -

Heheh. I tried going back and reading all the sentinels news posts from one, once.

Poted by Arota on 05 May 2006 16:07 -

Occasionally we get paladin novices who do that. They almost ALWAYS end up sending me a tell, usually confused about my age. Since, y'know, I'm posting about forty years before I was even supposed to be born and all that. Razz

Poted by Sarkis on 06 May 2006 00:10 -

Hmmm...

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 03:53 -

Nightshadow used to be very adorable. Almost snuggly adorable. And him and Aren together...whoosh. Very, very adorable. Understandably, I avoided them like the plague...

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:08 -

Yeah. I saw Nighty leaving Enorian in the city logs, and then a few weeks later, noticed they weren't married, and was all 'What the hell?' Asilient kindly pointed out to me how unobservant I'd been. Razz

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:13 -

Ouch. Didn't hear that part.

Poted by Yreogh on 06 May 2006 04:19 -

Mhmm. I remember when it was first brought to my attention.

(Prideleader channel) Nightshadow says, "I'm enemied to Spines, because I may or may not have ripped off one of a certain (expletive)'s wings while in the city."

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:20 -

Bweheehee. Yes, that's Nighty all the way.

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:24 -

Yes, yes it does. Though Bloodloch may be...no, Spinesreach is two letters longer than Bloodloch.

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:30 -

Wait, Spireans call themselves Spireans, call the city the Reach, and everybody else calls it Spines?

Wow, talk about an identity crisis.

If a place can have an identity crisis.

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 04:32 -

Duiran? How does Duiran have an identity crisis?

Poted by Arota on 06 May 2006 15:45 -

Nope. No city, and damn proud. Was going to do something with Kelsys with him, though...

Poted by Sarkis on 09 May 2006 06:16 -

Err...Well..Duiran is always saying it's not a city, but for all practical reasons, it is a city in function, as far as a unifying political entity geared at exerting it's control and influence over a wide spread area to greater increase it's own standing and power is concerned. If you define city as "A cluster of stupid buildings that rapes the wilds" Then I guess I'm wrong...

...but hey! What do I know? I'm just a monk! Monks are like...so stupid, they don't know anything, or pay attention, and never try to make fair, balanced, or reasonable assessments of a situation before saying anything, and NEVER EVER are intellegent, informed, or care about what is going on or how to possibly fix it.

Poted by Arota on 09 May 2006 18:41 -

...Sarkis. You're smart. Sometimes smarter than I am. Never say otherwise again, or I will have to hurt you.

Poted by Sarkis on 09 May 2006 21:04 -

Well...

...you'll feel dumb when you realize the last part of that was mostly saracasm, aimed at anyone who had an itching to try to argue my point.

Untill then, you're all clear for sailing, cap'n!

Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 01:21 -

Hah. Hardly, Sarkis.

Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:12 -

It is a city. How is it NOT a city?

Poted by Yreogh on 10 May 2006 03:19 -

It's run by five people. You cna't challenge anyone for power. You're not voted in by the councillors, you're placed by the Divine.

Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:20 -

Hmm, still sounds like a city, just with a different power structure.

Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:22 -

*Points to above post about it's general porpose* And don't feed me the tired line of "It's there to protect the wilds. It no more does that then Enorian protects sand and crabs.

Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:23 -

I eat crabs. They taste yummy.

Poted by Sarkis on 10 May 2006 03:25 -

MY point exactly. Though there are those in duiran who want to protect the wilds, that's just the same as Enorian with thos ewho want to protect nice people, or like...un-bad people.

Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 03:26 -

Yes, well, when the Priests went screwy, and Shallam became Enorian, the city basically went to hell.

Poted by Arota on 10 May 2006 20:03 -

Then we're all in agreement.

Poted by Arota on 11 May 2006 17:25 -

I do. (cherish yooooou....Sorry, spent the morning listening to my really old cds, including bad pop. Heh. Good for hours of amusement)

Poted by Asilient on 13 May 2006 12:06 -

I do. (cherish yooooou....Sorry, spent the morning listening to my really old cds, including bad pop. Heh. Good for hours of amusement)

I've been listening to an old song all day.

Now I can't help but sing along. I wouldn't mind, but I normally don't listen to that trick, it just sounds so good when Jim Carrey sings it. Sad

Poted by Arota on 13 May 2006 14:42 -

Heh. Everybody kept singing that pina colada song last night...it was very annoying, since they all had pina colada's and I didn't...though to be honest, I wasn't much in the mood for alcohol, anyways, but still. And they only sang the one line. I'm forced to admit how very lucky I am that it's not stuck in my head. Razz

Poted by Syliana on 16 Jun 2006 00:26 -

You...scare me...I deny all love...creepy male thingamajigger

Poted by Sarkis on 15 Jun 2006 20:23 -

...I know people love me. I never said you didn't. If you didn't love me, you'd have to be...replaced. Yes. Replaced. With one of my erried real doll look alike androids. ...*creepy, disjointed, diabolical laughter*

Poted by Jeloseth on 14 Jun 2006 00:00 -

It's getting harder and harder to find someone who DOESN'T adore Syli...

Hm. I bet it's all part of her secret plot to take over the world...

there is always me!

Poted by Syliana on 14 Jun 2006 19:58 -

You people suck...no one told me there was a forum thingy related to me! -cry- And I would like to state something! Mai pisses me off, Frances pisses me off, and ya know what, at least some Haernites had the guts to admit he DID suck as Haern, so there.

I would also like to point out being lovable and adorable IS a plan to take over all of Aetolia...I have cubs in each and every guild, not to mention most Houses and many rogues..Don't you love me? Yes yes!

And third point! My guild does too like me. Just cause I've yelled at you for aiding, no being mad at me. Ten to one, if I called for help, those 'Haernites' would still come help. I didn't like their Divine, but they are generally usually fine.

P.S. I love y'all! Yreogh, Jaha, Arota, best people ever so hah! And Jelo, you shush!

Poted by Arota on 15 Jun 2006 14:56 -

No love for Sarkis! Nyah!

...And we all figured you knew about the topic, Syli, since, well, you DO have access to the forums...

Poted by Syliana on 15 Jun 2006 15:25 -

-twiddle- I haven't looked at these in erm..MONTHS. I forgot the site and forgot it was here and yeah...oops? And I love ya too Sarkis, no trying to say otherwise!

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