Poted by Indiana on 15 Jun 2005 19:09 - Some quotes
Ok, some are from Achaea (most of them actually), but I love them all .. enjoy.
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(Paladins): Saavik says, "God."
(Paladins): Saavik says, "Got even."
(Paladins): Saavik says, "Had rather."
A crystal clarion male voice resounds, "Kill the rat horde! YAAAAAAA."
Gouf has drowned.
Jouf has drowned.
(Shallam): Carmell says, "Ooer Gouf and Jouf both drowned."
(Shallam): Penrynn says, "How poetic."
(Church): Peletar says, "Karion down to slugbeast!!"
(Church): Semfir says, "*blink*."
(Church): Roncli says, "How do you get "slugbeast" from "imp alchemist"?"
(Church): Peletar says, "Nooo idea."
(Shallam): Silmarian says, "How do you gain entrance to the sewers?"
(Shallam): Dusty says, "Down the toilet."
(Shallam): Saryn says, "Yeah, but it doesn't flush you."
(Shallam): Aladraion says, "Well, it DOES 'flush' you, but it doesnt take you to the sewers."
(Shallam): Aladraion says, "Takes you to see Sarapis."
(Shallam): Saryn says, "The toilet to Sarapis *ponder*."
(Shallam): Aladraion says, "He gives you a lesson about flushing toilets, then sends you off to the cave."
(Shallam): Hideyoshi says, "Cain stole the backpack i just bought *chuckle*."
(Shallam): Laras says, "Heeh lets all mail cain 100 gold so that he can fulfill his urge to have more empty ones."
(Shallam): Laras says, "He prolly has a collection of backpacks at the museum at contemporary mhaldorian art."
(Shallam): Laras says, "Of contemporary blabla."
(Shallam): Antonius says, "Yes, then Zulah comes along and ends up giving them away trying to rob people."
Logistics says "I'm cuming"
(Shallam): Whitedragon says, "Logistics down in the arena."
(Shallam): Logistics says, "Hurry and Rezz him!"
(Shallam): Whitedragon says, "No no, let offer him."
(Acolytes): Xynthan says, "Yeah, I found my way to Lodi, but I cant find my way
out."
(Shallam): Logistics says, "I'm nice and naked..."
(Shallam): Calithandir says, "Someone motto that."
(Shallam): Feanor says, "* vomits violently*."
(Shallam): Kirrh says, "I'm not sure those two fit together in one sentence,
Logi..."
(Shallam): Antonius says, "Motto'd."
(Shallam): Logistics says, "*giggle*."
(Shallam): Webby says, "Can we keel Ratea and pretend we were ratting?"
(Shallam): Webby says, "I wonder how much hakhim will give for him...."
(Shallam): Vashner says, "Alright, what is Patches doing in the middle of the
lake?"
(Shallam): Angaril says, "Haha."
(Shallam): Eliana says, "Blame Khairt."
(Shallam): You say, "Fishing?"
(Shallam): Eliana says, "He threw him in."
(Shallam): Peletar says, "*dies*."
(Shallam): Angaril says, "Wait, is Patches ok?"
(Shallam): Vashner says, "*nod*."
(Shallam): Eliath says, "Swimming..."
(Shallam): Angaril says, "Ok then yeah, that's funny."
(Shallam): Atavan says, "Patches has been in Riparium before, I think he'll be
ok *nod me*."
(Shallam): Goland says, "Knights should get doublefish."
(Shallam): Medivh says, "That would be amusing."
(Shallam): Miki says, "That wouldnt be fair."
(Church): Traam says, "Nope."
(Shallam): Icargus says, "Monks can fish with opur feet."
(Shallam): Goldberry says, "If Paladins get doublefish, then my angel needs to
be able to fish with me."
(Shallam): Cuber says, "We Magi should have an ability to zap the water with
lightning, then get the stunned fish that float up."
(Shallam): Lanark says, "More like dead fish."
(Shallam): Whitedragon says, "Its call filling the lake with ale."
(Shallam): Goland says, "Or perform parting then get fish."
(Shallam): Chiendo says, "We monks should be able to kai deliver then go for a
swim."
(Shallam): Lanark says, "*swk fish* Wait...that doesn't work."
(Shallam): Althalus says, "Kai choke them.. when they come up to the water you
(Shallam): Lanark says, "So how can you BBT one?"
(Shallam): Firaan says, "Pallys should have heavenly summons for fish."
(Shallam): Lanark says, "It's not really prone or standing."
(Shallam): Icargus says, "Carefully."
(Shallam): Lanark says, "So you can't BBT it."
(Shallam): Lorderon says, "If you wanna bag a 71 lbs fish have a pole in 1 hand
and some ale in another..."
<<Paladins>>: Medivh says, "The most legit addition to fishing is our falcons
should be able to hunt fish."
<<Paladins>>: Whitedragon says, "Bella's is the best fishing spot."
<<Paladins>>: Whitedragon says, "Its empty and lots of fish."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Ya also find zombie fish there?"
<<Paladins>>: Whitedragon says, "Vipers."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Sounds like fun."
<<Paladins>>: Althalus says, "Mix immunity with your ale."
<<Paladins>>: Althalus says, "You will be ok."
(Shallam): Letus says, "Everrrybody says "you rrreming me of Latus" orrr "you
rrremind me of letuce"."
An authoritative male voice resounds, "Fishing: It really makes you 'sticking'
rich.."
A fairly confident male voice shouts, "OOC: Anyone familiar with Mud-Master?
Please send tell! -utianima-."
A formidable male voice bellows, "How silly who the heck would want to master
mud?"
Dida's not-so-sexy Maggot, Nimby Shiva, Awen Assassin's Carmian voice
resonates, "Well, we -do- have a Rocktamer."
A female voice of Heroic power bellows, "Maybe you'd get bigger fish if you
could pin them down like that, Skarash."
A male voice of Heroic power bellows, "Oo...is that a new technique in
fishing?"
A brave, clear male voice resounds, "Don't mock mud Skarash, it does wonders
for the me my cain."
<<Paladins>>: Lorderon says, "Itky tried to behead me!!"
<<Paladins>>: Nakoruru says, "Who blames him."
<<Paladins>>: Nakoruru says, "I mean..."
<<Paladins>>: Nakoruru says, "Horrible, absolutely horrible."
<<Paladins>>: Whitedragon says, "If only it worked."
<<Paladins>>: Lorderon says, "Grr."
<<Paladins>>: Trevalyan says, "Itkovian only TRIED to kill him? Usually if
Itkovian wants to, I'd have a Lordie head on my mantle."
(Shallam): Lanark says, "I'm a Magi now, what's a good race, and no, I'm not
going to be a frog."
(Shallam): Tealthantos says, "What? stupidity is a necro ability?"
(Church): Medivh says, "I remember a Novice thought I was an NPC once."
(Shallam): Akraine says, "Lorderon is a penguin in disguise."
(Shallam): Dreadast says, "But my army of green monkeies will reign."
(Market): Aurtha says, "Selling a refelx system giving to me by Maliquai, if
your interested send tells. Will accept gold and credits."
(Market): Anasazy says, "You should pay us to take it."
<<Paladins>>: Koron says, "I wonder if gods lose balance on zapping."
(Market): Eumaeus says, "Paying 300 gold for people to lower my esteem."
(Market): Kaisser says, "Looking to buy credits at 3000k a piece, send tells."
(Market): Kerrick says, "Any paladins about?"
(Market): Tilak says, "Me."
(Market): Kerrick says, "If borscin is one of yours, he left his falcon out at
NoT."
(Market): Borscin says, "Um."
(Market): Borscin says, "I'm right here with my falcon."
(Market): Kerrick says, "Oh, you're here."
(Market): Kerrick says, "I didn't see you, I even tried to tell you, hah. Good
good. sorry all."
<<Paladins>>: Hadoryu says, "Your posts should come with refreshments,
Thalian."
A Herculean voice booms, "As a friend just pointed out,"You cant expect someone
to be undead and be normal.""
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Wow."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Terant came back."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Back where?"
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Back here."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "He's been inactive for many years."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "Aye, I haven't seen old Terant in a long time."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Not since I..uh..divorced his daughter."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Go write a post, Thalian."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "About what?"
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "I dunno. I need something to read."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "None of my boards have had anything new for a
while."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Write a post about knights that get bored."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "That post would be the longest ever."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Good for Kiyo."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Great for Kiyo."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "Whoooa..... Cari is engaged to herself?"
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Yeah."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "It won't last."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "*laugh*."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "She'll divorce herself once she realizes she's too
good for herself."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "I wonder who their/her children will be."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "No idea... Ah, marriage... A strange thing."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Bah .. reminds me I'm almost 30 and still not married
*shudder*."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "Bah! In my day, you weren't allowed to get married
until you were 45."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Need me to add a last name to you, Indiana?"
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Like McCloud?"
<<Paladins>>: You say, "*grin*."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "No, like "Jones"."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Too many McClouds in this guild."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "Flomein... The one and only."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Amen."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Because you won't reproduce."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Erm, I mean, right."
<<Paladins>>: Thalian says, "Do you really want more Flomein's running around?"
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "Hell yes."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Or perhaps you and Cari might make a clan .."
<<Paladins>>: Kiyotan says, "I could use a few slaves."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Heh."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Ya got lots of novices, why ya want more?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Look! It's Raijinxaos!"
(The Nahimana family): Talonnb says, "Lies!"
(The Nahimana family): Talonnb says, "It's in your mind!"
(The Nahimana family): Raijinxaos says, "No..it is me. I guess we are doomed."
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Eek! It speaks!"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "My imagination is talking to me."
(The Nahimana family): Raijinxaos says, "You have a very skilled imagination it
seems."
(The Nahimana family): Talonnb says, "There it is again!"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "I'm bored... I think we should have another
name change."
(The Nahimana family): You say, "Any suggestions of a new name?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Indiana? *grin*."
(The Nahimana family): You say, "Jones?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Brown?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Smith?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Joe?"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Heh heh."
(The Nahimana family): Talonnb says, "Shh!"
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "That's a bad name."
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "Avian Shh."
(The Nahimana family): Raijinxaos says, "BillyBobJoeRayJohnson."
(The Nahimana family): Raijinxaos says, "Only 7 ft 2 in actually...I would die
if I got taller."
(The Nahimana family): Avian says, "It doesn't take power to defeat Raijinxaos,
it takes low ceilings."
(The Nahimana family): Raijinxaos says, "No, I am immune now. All those years
of bumping my head made me really hard headed."
(House Op'Shae): Webby says, "Be careful he doesn't sell you weed."
(House Op'Shae): Ninni says, "What you mean?"
(House Op'Shae): Webby says, "You know... lobelia that has to be smoked."
(House Op'Shae): You say, "*roll*."
(House Op'Shae): Ninni says, "Hmm I know its a shame.. that smoking makes me
cough."
(House Op'Shae): Ninni says, "But there is no other way right?"
(House Op'Shae): Webby says, "Well... not with weed..."
(House Op'Shae): You say, "Meh, don't give weed to family members."
(House Op'Shae): Ninni says, "Are herbs weed?"
(House Op'Shae): Baraka says, "Gods, stop confusing the poor girl."
(House Op'Shae): Webby says, "Rofl."
(House Op'Shae): Ninni says, "Is Lobelia weed or herb?"