Poted by Jahara on 19 Jun 2006 05:06 - Sex coaches
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Why doesn't anybody like me?"Attaining her fullest glory, the shining sun sits upon her throne at the apex
of her daily trek through the firmament.
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...well.."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...that's not true."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "I like you."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...most of the time."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Then why can't I get laid."
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "..*cough*."
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "Maybe because you refer to it as "getting laid"
to begin with?"
The first faint feelings of exhaustion prick at your consciousness.
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Grandpa made me do it."
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "...did not."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Did too!"
(The Aneneas Family): Rhindani says, "Does Calihye know you talk like that?"
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Probably."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...because, you're probably just doing
soemtihng wrong. However!...that is a counciling thing...and I refuse to touch
it with anything under a mile in length., which excludes any and all of my
appendages, or forseeable extension tools, like sticks."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Hey.. sarkis, I have an idea.."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..people...get intot he bunker..."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Change my title to "Brother Shayne Sudoko,
The Sexually Desirable"."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..NO."
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "*crawls under the Rock*."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "NO NO NO NO!"
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Please!"
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "It'll be so cool!"
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...NO!"
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "Sayber would challenge you to that title."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...It'd get you killed. Very quicxkly."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Just long enough for Calihye to laugh at my
face?"
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "....Sayber would lose, though. that's the
sad thing. QWell,e xcept with those ...pygmies."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..No."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "*beg*."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...you need to find a marriage counciolr.
And...yeah."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "Maybe a sex coach."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "I can have sex."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...so you say."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Just not with -her- the five kids were not
an accident!"
(The Aneneas Family): You say, "..we need to find someone with a whistle and a
sweatshirt..."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...hmmm..>Ravek!"
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "No!"
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "*gags and dies*."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Please Sarkis? Just a second?"
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "No."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...jsut ask her why you can't have sex."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "I will after, I swear."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "It's a perfectly reasonable thing to do."
(The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "No its not.."
(The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..."
Rhindani tells you, "I want someone to put that on the forum."
Poted by Yreogh on 20 Jun 2006 02:08 -
Sometimes I want to smack him. Poted by Sarkis on 20 Jun 2006 02:14 -
Hmmm?By that I mena...if you mean to smack me, I am inclined to agree with you. I want to smack myself at times.
If you mean Shayne, I am still inclined to agree with you. If you mean someone else, I don't know what to say.
Poted by Jahara on 20 Jun 2006 03:44 -
Suffice it to say, this topic was not G-rated. Poted by Arota on 20 Jun 2006 17:51 -
...The more I hear of him, the more Shayne reminds me of people like Shiro and Sayber. Poted by Yreogh on 20 Jun 2006 19:50 -
I meant Shayne. And my monitor just flashed red when I clicked on this topic. Well, not red, but the page was more pink than white.and Sayber was hitting on meeeeeee. then I called him nephew, and he swore. Teehee.
Poted by Arota on 20 Jun 2006 19:55 -
You mean Saybre. Not Sayber. Different people. 
I know, I got confused about the two of them at first. Poted by Yreogh on 20 Jun 2006 20:04 -
Whatever. Poted by Jahara on 21 Jun 2006 04:14 -
Sayber= funny old monk guy that's full of himself and likes to write interesting things on the public news boards that make me giggle.Saybre= that one guy that I know.
Poted by Arota on 21 Jun 2006 19:50 -
Saybre= that one guy that I know.
Who also happens to be your cousin-in-law.
Poted by Jahara on 24 Jun 2006 00:20 -
Really? Huh...oh well. Poted by Syliana on 24 Jun 2006 20:19 -
You know..I think Arota's pushing that whole relative thing a bit far...I think she's hinting something..or trying to scare you with the idea of incest. Too bad Jaha's a Thalion..the whole family is incestuous or the result of such. Poted by Jahara on 24 Jun 2006 22:34 -
Whee! My Great grandpa is also my great uncle! Poted by Sarkis on 25 Jun 2006 00:32 -
...meh...my Jaha. *cling* Poted by Syliana on 25 Jun 2006 02:12 -
I just realized...Nightshadow gives a new meaning to the phrase "He was a devoted father and husband."....Aren and Osi do too... Poted by Yreogh on 25 Jun 2006 17:41 -
Devoted father/husband, more like. Poted by Jahara on 25 Jun 2006 18:17 -
*snicker* That's true too. And aww...I loves mah monkthing. But...now that I think about it. Hatake blurred the family lines a little by marrying Calixte. So...technically, I married my uncle-in-law...erm..step-uncle-in-law. I don't think that counts quite as much as the whole Nighty thing though. Poted by Sarkis on 26 Jun 2006 20:56 -
...meh. I was ENgaged to you Befoire Hatake got engaged and married to Calixte. I have the prior claim, damnit! HE married MY Mother in law. Which makes it less incestous, I think. Poted by Arota on 27 Jun 2006 17:20 -
...I try my hardest not to look at family trees whenever possible. Even simple ones on Aetolia give me a headache. Poted by Sarkis on 28 Jun 2006 23:58 -
Simple one:Sarkis + Jahara = bajillion offspring (including progeny of thier children)
...whee!
Poted by Jahara on 29 Jun 2006 03:27 -
It's not a bajillion...not yet. I think someone is stealing all of the little orphans that need adoptin's or the like...I think it's Avian. He's been lookin' a little less shiny than usual. Orphans in his cache must be running low. Poted by Yreogh on 29 Jun 2006 05:25 -
He's stocking up. Avian, quick, what's the number of orphans in your chache?