Poted by Arota on 30 Aug 2006 23:24 - No, THIS is the best I have!
I was bashing Harpies and had this happen...thought it was amusing:Lightning-quick, you jab a filthy harpy with a dwarven battleaxe.
A filthy harpy springs to a filthy harpy's defence.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
A filthy harpy says, "Skkkrrraaaccckk! Is that the best you have?!"
H:3260 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2801 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2771 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy swoops down, smashing its bulk into you and knocking you painfully to the ground.
H:2361 M:3740 [p e-]
You take a drink from a white wolf vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
H:3056 M:3740 [p e-]
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3056 M:3740 [p eb]
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
H:3056 M:3740 [eb]
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
The final blow proves too much for a filthy harpy, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a filthy harpy.
A filthy harpy springs to a filthy harpy's defence.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
A filthy harpy says, "Skkkrrraaaccckk! Is that the best you have?!"
H:3260 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2801 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2771 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy swoops down, smashing its bulk into you and knocking you painfully to the ground.
H:2361 M:3740 [p e-]
You take a drink from a white wolf vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
H:3056 M:3740 [p e-]
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3056 M:3740 [p eb]
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
H:3056 M:3740 [eb]
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
The final blow proves too much for a filthy harpy, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a filthy harpy.
Poted by Yreogh on 31 Aug 2006 01:25 -
HAHA! PWNED! Poted by Jeloseth on 31 Aug 2006 05:42 -
you're right, it was amusing Poted by Sarkis on 01 Sep 2006 02:32 -
Eh...sorta funny......I'm lonely.
Poted by Asilient on 01 Sep 2006 05:59 -
Just because I have to feel special. >.>You launch a powerful uppercut at Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
You connect!
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
A ruby angel statuette tumbles out of the corpse of Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
H:2044 M:3297 E:11496 W:143
Yes, I did have help. >.>
Poted by Arota on 01 Sep 2006 15:59 -
*whine* I'm jealous!...hence I will now post an amusingly embaressing quote concerning Kylan.
Poted by Asilient on 01 Sep 2006 16:01 -
*whine* I'm jealous!
...hence I will now post an amusingly embaressing quote concerning Kylan.
...hence I will now post an amusingly embaressing quote concerning Kylan.
Poted by Jahara on 04 Sep 2006 19:35 -
Haha! Yay Arota!