Ah, Achaea

Poted by Sarkis on 25 Jun 2005 13:28 - Ah, Achaea

I changed the names, mostly because I don't want to get them wrong...But I wrote down the text. Go figure.

<on Shallam channel>

Daughter: I love my mom, even with the beatings!
Mom: "What!?"
Random Person: "Beatings?"
Mom: "I couldn't ever..."
Daughter: "Well...not beatings..."
Mom: "Don't say things like that..."
Daughter: "More like loving kicks and punches, and getting hit with a stick..."
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Daughter "Yep."
Daughter "I was only a small kitten when it started...I would crawl up on my mothers lap, and look up at her with big blue eyes, and mew at her and BAM!!! Get smacked aside."
Mom: "*sobs* No! I never did that!"
Daughter: "But it's ok...I can't see straight, because of that one time, but it's not as bad as when I was lovingly locked in the smoke house for 3 months...and that's why we didn't eat that winter..."
Sarkis: "Wow...talk about disfuntional...uh..I mena..'loving'.
Mom: " My Daughter hates me! *cries*"
Daughter: " No! I love you, despite the abuse!"
Mom: "Abuse? I could never hit you!"
Daughter: "No, no...I can understand...you are always under a lot of stress, and I was an unwanted child. That's why I started selling myself on the streets."
Sarkis: "Also when you developed into pathological liar?"
Daughter: "Yep."
Daughter: "It's also why I have a limp, and missing a few teeth."
Mom: "*sobs and looks for a child that loves her*"
Daughter: "I still love you mommy! See? I bear the scars of love!"

Needless to say, I was cracking up.

Poted by Arota on 11 Jun 2006 01:27 -

Y'know, looking back on that, it suddenly reminds me of Lusternia. Which makes me think...I miss Lusternia. And...Shiro. And the craziness of Shiro-times, with Lamar getting half the population killed by Yudhi and the Morgun set on fire all because shouts were still realm-wide...and I miss Yudhi socks. I want Yudhi socks again.

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