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Jahara Family Friend Joined: 01.07.2005 Posts: 598  | Posted: 19 Jun 2006 05:06 Subject: Sex coaches (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Why doesn't anybody like me?" Attaining her fullest glory, the shining sun sits upon her throne at the apex of her daily trek through the firmament. (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...well.." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...that's not true." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "I like you." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...most of the time." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Then why can't I get laid." (The Aneneas Family): You say, "..*cough*." (The Aneneas Family): You say, "Maybe because you refer to it as "getting laid" to begin with?" The first faint feelings of exhaustion prick at your consciousness. (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Grandpa made me do it." (The Aneneas Family): You say, "...did not." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Did too!" (The Aneneas Family): Rhindani says, "Does Calihye know you talk like that?" (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Probably." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...because, you're probably just doing soemtihng wrong. However!...that is a counciling thing...and I refuse to touch it with anything under a mile in length., which excludes any and all of my appendages, or forseeable extension tools, like sticks." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Hey.. sarkis, I have an idea.." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..people...get intot he bunker..." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Change my title to "Brother Shayne Sudoko, The Sexually Desirable"." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..NO." (The Aneneas Family): You say, "*crawls under the Rock*." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "NO NO NO NO!" (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Please!" (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "It'll be so cool!" (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...NO!" (The Aneneas Family): You say, "Sayber would challenge you to that title." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...It'd get you killed. Very quicxkly." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Just long enough for Calihye to laugh at my face?" (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "....Sayber would lose, though. that's the sad thing. QWell,e xcept with those ...pygmies." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..No." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "*beg*." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...you need to find a marriage counciolr. And...yeah." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "Maybe a sex coach." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "I can have sex." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...so you say." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Just not with -her- the five kids were not an accident!" (The Aneneas Family): You say, "..we need to find someone with a whistle and a sweatshirt..." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...hmmm..>Ravek!" (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "No!" (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "*gags and dies*." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "Please Sarkis? Just a second?" (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "No." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "...jsut ask her why you can't have sex." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "I will after, I swear." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "It's a perfectly reasonable thing to do." (The Aneneas Family): Shayne says, "No its not.." (The Aneneas Family): Sarkis says, "..." Rhindani tells you, "I want someone to put that on the forum." | ||
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Yreogh Family Member Joined: 12.12.2004 Posts: 1053 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 02:08 Subject: Sometimes I want to smack him. | ||
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Sarkis Council Member Joined: 13.04.2005 Posts: 1627 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 02:14 Subject: Hmmm? By that I mena...if you mean to smack me, I am inclined to agree with you. I want to smack myself at times. If you mean Shayne, I am still inclined to agree with you. If you mean someone else, I don't know what to say. | ||
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| Jahara Family Friend Joined: 01.07.2005 Posts: 598 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 03:44 Subject: Suffice it to say, this topic was not G-rated. | ||
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Arota Council Member Joined: 11.05.2005 Posts: 1667 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 17:51 Subject: ...The more I hear of him, the more Shayne reminds me of people like Shiro and Sayber. | ||
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| Yreogh Family Member Joined: 12.12.2004 Posts: 1053 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 19:50 Subject: I meant Shayne. And my monitor just flashed red when I clicked on this topic. Well, not red, but the page was more pink than white. and Sayber was hitting on meeeeeee. then I called him nephew, and he swore. Teehee. | ||
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| Arota Council Member Joined: 11.05.2005 Posts: 1667 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 19:55 Subject: You mean Saybre. Not Sayber. Different people.  I know, I got confused about the two of them at first. | ||
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| Yreogh Family Member Joined: 12.12.2004 Posts: 1053 | Posted: 20 Jun 2006 20:04 Subject: Whatever. | ||
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| Jahara Family Friend Joined: 01.07.2005 Posts: 598 | Posted: 21 Jun 2006 04:14 Subject: Sayber= funny old monk guy that's full of himself and likes to write interesting things on the public news boards that make me giggle. Saybre= that one guy that I know. | ||
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| Arota Council Member Joined: 11.05.2005 Posts: 1667 | Posted: 21 Jun 2006 19:50 Subject: Saybre= that one guy that I know. Who also happens to be your cousin-in-law. | ||
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