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Entrance to a hidden cave.
A mushroom grows from the ground here.
You see a single exit leading east.

<<Paladins>>: You say, "Hey, I found a random mushroom. Wanna eat it?"
<<Paladins>>: Gillbert says, "Will you pay me?"
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Sure. 200 gold. 1000 if it kills you."
<<Paladins>>: Gillbert says, "1500 if it kills me."
<<Paladins>>: You say, "Deal."

You pick up a mushroom.

<<Paladins>>: You say, "Set up a pilg?"
<<Paladins>>: Gillbert says, "Up."
Thick cover.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Squire Gillbert Siarani is here. He wields a steel Theran broadsword in his left hand and a steel Theran broadsword in his right. You see exits leading north and south.

Gillbert rubs his hands together in prayer, and you feel healing energy begin to emanate into your surroundings.
You have recovered equilibrium.

You give a mushroom to Squire Gillbert Siarani.

Gillbert eats a mushroom with obvious gusto.

You get 200 gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.
You give 200 gold sovereigns to Gillbert.

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "Seems to be fine."

You say, "Damn."

"Heh heh heh" Gillbert chuckles.

You say, "I wanted something weird to happen."

"Heh heh heh" Gillbert chuckles.
Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "Aye something wierd is happening."

You say, "Oh?"

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "Your vision blurs, suddenly, and everything around you begins to appear fuzzy."
Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "An enormous fly hovers above the ground, its huge, segmented eyes gazing at you with sinister intent."

You say, "Cool."

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "A large vampire enters and looks thoughtfully around the surrounding area before his gaze lands upon you. Fear consumes you as he draws closer to you, now showing his bloody fangs while his eyes stare deep into yours, entrancingly. Just as he seems ready to lunge for your neck, he disappears in a puff of smoke, rising into the air above."

(Pages): Treb says, "Good night."

The following players from the Paladins are online:
Squire Gillbert Siarani.
Lanosian Knight, Lady Arota Alehthrra Windrayn Bloodrose.

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "Sweet."

You say, "...now we really are alone."

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "A pink mouse squeaks at you as it passes by at a remarkably quick pace."

You say, "Cool."

Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "A pink rabbit hops in from some unseen hole and looks up at you before hopping out again."
Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "You eat the next mushroom i find?"
Squire Gillbert Siarani says, "See who dies first?"

You shake your head.
You say, "Get me once I reach about 50% of level 80, then sure."

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 [2000] bloodroot          [   6] blue ink           [ 218] cohosh          
 [ 100] dust               [2000] echinacea          [ 504] elm              
 [  10] feather            [2000] ginger             [2000] ginseng          
 [2000] goldenseal         [  10] green ink          [ 138] hawthorn        
 [  10] ice                [1562] kelp               [ 981] kola            
 [ 319] kuzu               [1100] lobelia            [2000] moss            
 [2000] myrrh              [ 289] pear               [  10] purple ink      
 [   5] red ink            [ 127] sac                [ 170] sileris          
 [  54] skin               [ 370] skullcap           [ 143] slipper          
 [1104] valerian           [   2] yellow ink