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Sarkis
Sarkis
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Posted: 21 Aug 2006 02:57     Subject: A news post...
Lately, the Sentaari and Magi entered into a contest to see who was the better guild. They determined that by holding three arena events, they would discover with who had the best two out of three victories would be the champion.

The first event was a Team Free For All. The sentaari where severly outnumbered, 3 to one odds. Arion even promised his blessign to the Sentaari if they won. With teamwork, the Sentaari won.

Later on...this mysterious post appeared on the Sentaari boards.

SENTAARI NEWS #1146
Date: 8/21/2006 at 2:41
From: Brother Sarkis Aneneas, Tranquil Seer
To  : Everyone
Subj: Some news!

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

After wandering around Delos, I discovered a discarded paper with some
news written on it. The top story read "Magi Massacre! Monks Motives
Morbid?"
Naturally, this story caught my eye, so I read on. Here is an excerpt
from the story:

"Today, a large number of dead Magi were discovered in the Arena. All
had the same tell-tale signs of dying from a crushed windpipe. More
unsettling was the looks of abject horror and utter surprise. Several
Sentaari are being held for questioning, teamwork may be to blame."

Tacked underneath was this, on a hastily printed sheaf:

"An update, all the monks in question have apparently taken vows of
silence. Authorities frustrated. Special report tonight: Telepaths: Real
or Are they just in your head?"

Naturally, this story must be a fabrication. We should cooperate with
the authorities, and discover who these rouges posing as monks are, and
bring them to justice.


Go in Peace and Love,

Brother Sarkis Aneneas.

P.S. Good work, everyone! I couldn't pass up a chance to share this
little bit of humor with you all. Enjoy!


...Muhahahahahahaaa!

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Jahara
Jahara
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Posted: 21 Aug 2006 03:26     Subject:
Hee!!
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Arota
Arota
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Posted: 21 Aug 2006 16:35     Subject:
Bwahahaha.

...

Somebody should do an Aetolian newsletter in that sort of humourous style...

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Jeloseth
Jeloseth
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Posted: 21 Aug 2006 17:22     Subject:
that was frickin' awesome
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Yreogh
Yreogh
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Posted: 22 Aug 2006 03:46     Subject:
That was the, uh, Bardic theme a little bit ago, wasn't it?
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Sarkis
Sarkis
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Posted: 22 Aug 2006 16:24     Subject:
Yush. Unfortunately, I missed it.
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Jahara
Jahara
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Posted: 27 Aug 2006 04:18     Subject:
A little late, but still funny.
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Sarkis
Sarkis
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Posted: 27 Aug 2006 22:50     Subject:
Muhahahahaaa!
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