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Arota
Arota
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Joined: 11.05.2005
Posts: 1667
Posted: 30 Aug 2006 23:24     Subject: No, THIS is the best I have!
I was bashing Harpies and had this happen...thought it was amusing:

Lightning-quick, you jab a filthy harpy with a dwarven battleaxe.
A filthy harpy springs to a filthy harpy's defence.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
A filthy harpy says, "Skkkrrraaaccckk! Is that the best you have?!"
H:3260 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2801 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy dives at you, slicing your skin with its deadly talons.
H:2771 M:3740 [e-]
The harpy swoops down, smashing its bulk into you and knocking you painfully to the ground.
H:2361 M:3740 [p e-]
You take a drink from a white wolf vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
H:3056 M:3740 [p e-]
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:3056 M:3740 [p eb]
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
H:3056 M:3740 [eb]
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You swing a dwarven battleaxe at a filthy harpy with all your might.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
The final blow proves too much for a filthy harpy, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a filthy harpy.

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Yreogh
Yreogh
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Joined: 12.12.2004
Posts: 1053
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 01:25     Subject:
HAHA!  PWNED!
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Jeloseth
Jeloseth
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Joined: 06.12.2005
Posts: 169
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 05:42     Subject:
you're right, it was amusing
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Sarkis
Sarkis
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Joined: 13.04.2005
Posts: 1627
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 02:32     Subject:
Eh...sorta funny...

...I'm lonely.

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Asilient
Asilient
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Joined: 25.05.2005
Posts: 439
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 05:59     Subject:
Just because I have to feel special. >.>


You launch a powerful uppercut at Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
You connect!
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
A ruby angel statuette tumbles out of the corpse of Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
H:2044 M:3297 E:11496 W:143


Yes, I did have help. >.>

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Arota
Arota
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Joined: 11.05.2005
Posts: 1667
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 15:59     Subject:
*whine*  I'm jealous!

...hence I will now post an amusingly embaressing quote concerning Kylan.

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Asilient
Asilient
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Joined: 25.05.2005
Posts: 439
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 16:01     Subject:
*whine*  I'm jealous!

...hence I will now post an amusingly embaressing quote concerning Kylan.



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Jahara
Jahara
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Joined: 01.07.2005
Posts: 598
Posted: 04 Sep 2006 19:35     Subject:
Haha! Yay Arota!
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