Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 19:23 - Random Story
There aren't any real rules besides you are limited to 1 to 2 sentences. Just continue on. Poted by Avian on 16 Nov 2005 19:24 -
One beautiful day, Avian was strolling through Dun Valley. Off in the distance he saw a(n)... Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 19:24 -
A half naked troll comes walking through the park with a smile on his face carring a red balloon in his left hand. Poted by Avian on 16 Nov 2005 19:25 -
Goddammit, Dun Valley is not a park!"Indiana?" Avian called out, "Is that you?" Getting no response, Avian began to charge up his flame.
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A small object begins to jerk around in the distance. Poted by Avian on 16 Nov 2005 19:29 -
Avian squinted at the object, unable to see what it was. He cursed himself for not learning more Vision. Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 19:31 -
A small dwarf pops out of the shadows and runs up to Avian with a smile. Poted by Avian on 16 Nov 2005 19:31 -
Avian eyes the dwarf suspiciously. "Why are you in my valley?" he growls. Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 19:33 -
The small dwarf says, 'I am looking for my friend, the big tall troll. He stole my balloon." Poted by Kealiock on 16 Nov 2005 19:39 -
and off in the distance a "pop" can be heard. Followed by a loud growl and some cursing. Poted by Accen on 16 Nov 2005 20:43 -
A large metoer arrow comes flying in and strikes the ground Poted by Sarkis on 16 Nov 2005 21:30 -
600 legions of kung fu binnies arise from the crater, growling thier menace. Poted by Arota on 16 Nov 2005 22:04 -
Are we really THIS freaking bored? O.o Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 00:32 -
They swarmed over Arota, ripping her into tiny pieces. Poted by Kealiock on 17 Nov 2005 02:51 -
and speedly do the same to avian Poted by Arynn on 17 Nov 2005 04:52 -
Then Arynn shows up and starts to throw holocausts everywhere, killing the bunnies instantly in fiery, furry death. Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 05:13 -
Which resulted in her getting enemied to Duiran for careless destruction of nature. Poted by Indiana on 17 Nov 2005 06:15 -
And then the troll came and shouted "Someone want me smash?" but then found a baloon and went to play with it. Poted by Accen on 17 Nov 2005 06:24 -
The small dawrf looks about and then spots the troll walking off saying, "Come here muffin, me dont like these people." Poted by Sarkis on 17 Nov 2005 13:33 -
Suddenly, a small kitten named "Muffin" pee'd in Avian's grove, and wandered off. Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 18:37 -
Which aggravated the bees in his grove, and the swarm made short work of the insolent feline. Poted by Accen on 17 Nov 2005 19:04 -
Suddenly a monkey comes hobbling in with a bug eyed expression on his face as 'it' glances at the dead cat. Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 19:17 -
When all of Dun Valley explodes because Avian is no longer present to suppress the latent energy in his grove. Poted by Accen on 17 Nov 2005 19:31 -
A loud cheering can be heard from the heavens along with some snickering Poted by Avian on 17 Nov 2005 19:34 -
Followed by streams of blue fire aimed at Accen. Poted by Kealiock on 17 Nov 2005 20:35 -
and the poor monkey is used as a shield and it happenes to the the reincarnation of avian Poted by Avian on 18 Nov 2005 00:19 -
Who was released from his mortal shell and took the form of a powerful spirit. Poted by Sarkis on 18 Nov 2005 03:26 -
Which was consumed by a small Wombat, and used to power it's digestive system in a bizarre divine joke and experiment. Poted by Kealiock on 18 Nov 2005 06:37 -
(wohoo! go sarkis)but the poor wombat could stand the potency of avian and exploded... making the spirit go away
Poted by Arynn on 18 Nov 2005 16:34 -
And the world cheered. Poted by Avian on 18 Nov 2005 18:35 -
And then Dhaivol emerged from his rift and decided to torture Arynn in unspeakable ways. Poted by Arynn on 18 Nov 2005 19:28 -
But remembering how well loved she is, Dhaivol decided to make her a goddess. Poted by Sarkis on 19 Nov 2005 00:25 -
Unfortunately, another divine decided to make a joke of the concept, and merely laughed Arynn down. "Hail to the King, Babeh" Poted by Arynn on 19 Nov 2005 02:34 -
But Arynn was all powerful, still, and zapped Sarkis with her Divine Fire Poted by Sarkis on 19 Nov 2005 05:52 -
Sarkis was protected by the thrice all powerful Rabbit Lord, and little did Arynn know, all she fired where gumballs and cottn candy of normal properites and composition.(*TONGUE*)
Poted by Arynn on 19 Nov 2005 08:03 -
But because Arynn's earlier holocausts had killed all the rabbits the Rabbit Lord was weakened and killed by Arynn's cotton candy-flavored gumballs of doom and thus, Sarkis also perished. Poted by Sarkis on 19 Nov 2005 21:08 -
Eh?How does the weaken the Thrice All-Powerful Rabbit Lord? Arynn loses points for lack of rationale.
Anyway.
History rewrites itself, whiping the slate clean, all prior actions unknown, all prior people made humble again.
Poted by Avian on 19 Nov 2005 23:50 -
Except Arynn, who was erased in a typo. Poted by Sarkis on 20 Nov 2005 21:25 -
The End.Next story?
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Poted by Kealiock on 21 Nov 2005 19:15 -
one day timmy was in the park playing with his kite(be nice to timmy!)
Poted by Sarkis on 21 Nov 2005 20:14 -
When a big rabbit lopped out of the shadows, and he was named Frank. Poted by Yreogh on 22 Nov 2005 06:52 -
Llamas? Poted by Avian on 22 Nov 2005 07:47 -
How dare you delete my posts about deleting your deletion posts? Poted by Yreogh on 22 Nov 2005 18:09 -
The people repsonsible for deleting the deleted posts have now been deleted. Poted by Arynn on 22 Nov 2005 23:23 -
And the lopping rabbit lopped right up to Timmy and lopped his head off. Poted by Sarkis on 23 Nov 2005 04:03 -
Ans thus, the story restarts. No killing timmy, damnit. Poted by Yreogh on 03 Dec 2005 21:27 -
WAG beats this anyday. Poted by Arota on 03 Dec 2005 21:29 -
WAG is something i can respect. This...is just the result of sheer boredom. If you're this bored, people, write room descriptions for the house! Or...do other things for the family! Bah.