Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 01:09 - How to make babiesOk.. I dunno how this came up.. but here's Ormus' idea...
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "How do you make babies??"
(The Bloodrose Family): You say, "Asking me for?"
(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "..I came in at the wrong time."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "I think with rosemary and thyme."
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Anyone?"
(The Bloodrose Family): Senay says, ".... you might as well fine me with one million..."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Something you buy in a commodity store
maybe."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Two parts coal one part wood."
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Huh?"
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "5 parts paradise bird..."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "That's how you make babies."
(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "Storks, Trud, storks."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Say well first you boil them all in water untill the coal melds with the wood."
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "-takes notes-."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "And then a baby jumps out and goes 'atatatatata!'"
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Hmm... I think I understand... But where's the stork?"
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "That is a lie."
(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "Is not!"
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Told to keep the family secret secret."
(The Bloodrose Family): Syliana says, "-points to her kids- every one of those came from a stork."
(The Bloodrose Family): Ormus says, "Just didn't want you to know the truth."
(The Bloodrose Family): Trud says, "Oh so the bloodrose family baby making recipe... Past down to me..."
Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 01:17 -You know, we are a terryfing lot, aren't we?Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 01:20 -Apparently so...Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 03:35 -Sometimes I worry that there's something seriously wrong with the entire family...Then I realize that we're all just terminally insane, and I stop worrying.Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 03:36 -That's the best way to look at it.Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 04:10 -No, the best way to look at it is that we will rule the world, then we will have free reign on the world,a nd all the coconuts, too boot.Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 16:45 -Or that we'll have free reign on the world, and make everyone insane, thus making ourselves normal.
Because, after all, insanity is relative.Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 16:46 -Well.. We already look normal when with Paladins... We just need the rest of the guilds, now..Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 16:46 -...*cough* Why do you think I do the things I do? Or have you all ignored the effect I have had on ye'?Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 16:49 -Gaaaah! That's creepy! By the time I finished reading the other topics in this forum and got back to this one, two people had replied! *falls over* This is going to be a long visit to the forums, I see...Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 16:50 -You have NO clue.Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 16:50 --rofl-
-comfort Arota-Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 16:52 -*comfort Asi* It's ok..let the lady go crazy...she'll be one of us, soon enough...Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:01 -I already am crazy. Just let me get on Aetolia and show you...*watches with glee as Frojay pelts Sarkis with cheese and lemon pie*Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:02 -I love cheese! And Lemons! *lobs pancakes at Arota. Steaming hot ones. With syrup.*Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:18 -...
I. REALLY. Hate. Pancakes.
*beheads, cleaves and Damnations Sarkis*Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:20 -*smooch Arota* HA...s'why I throw em at joo.Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 17:21 -Ummm... BEHEAD AND CLEAVE!?!?!?!?!?!
He doesn't have two heads, does he?Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:22 -I do, but...you dun wanna see where I keep it.Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:22 -*shrug* one on his neck, and one...lower. And who says I didn't resurrect him inbetween, hm?Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 17:24 -You can't ressurect a headless corpse...
one on his neck, and one...lower.
And that's... just cruel...Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:24 -Give me an inch, I'll give you a foot in a few seconds, you fools...*cackle*Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:25 -181, Arota, you're lagging.Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:26 -*makes a rude gesture* I'm not trying to beat you in posts. I'm barely keeping up with the topics.Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:27 -You can't ressurect a headless corpse...
Can't resurrect someone who's Damnationed, either, come to think of it. Oh well!Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:28 -You people love me, and you know it. *pose*Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 17:33 -*sigh* so much so that, now that we're over 700 total, I'm leaving the forums alone and going...elsewhere.Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:35 -Awww...Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 17:37 -Sarkis, Stop! I'm trying to rat and I'm spending all of my time trying to follow the forums! -cry-Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 17:38 -Ok..ok...Poted by Indiana on 30 Jun 2005 17:44 -Meh, you post too much and too fast .. I can't even bash without getting worried you'll pass me in number of posts .. oh wait, you did that already *mumble*Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 17:46 --comfort Indi-
Well.. I made a good twenty posts in the last two hours, so....Poted by Indiana on 30 Jun 2005 17:55 -Peh you're getting on me as well .. I must .. write more useles posts to continue my supremacy over here ...Poted by Asilient on 30 Jun 2005 17:56 --console indi-
Twenty one.. -eyeshift-Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 18:07 -You all are in awe
...I will be number one! MUHAHAHA!!Poted by Arota on 30 Jun 2005 20:20 -Sarkis. You ARE number one. In passing Indi, you reached that rank.Poted by Sarkis on 30 Jun 2005 20:41 -Oh..yeah...